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armonde

  1. Life is like a hurricane. Here in Duckberg about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  2. @907natalie amen, sista, amen about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to 907natalie
  3. @907natalie nope, boobies about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to 907natalie
  4. @907natalie odd I was giving thanks for sunglasses and low self esteem earlier today about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to 907natalie
  5. That moment when you realize that though you've only used a phrase twice (ok, now 3 times) in a day its utterly played out for the future about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck
  6. That moment when you dread returning to work tomorrow then realize you are off. about 18 hours ago via TweetDeck
  7. @Megebee I'm trapped by the bonds of offspring to attend regardless. How's that nasty summer cold you developed overnight? :-) 7:14 AM May 28th via TweetDeck in reply to Megebee
  8. That moment when you realize that despite promising your friends you'd do something with them you have no desire to leave the house 7:08 AM May 28th via TweetDeck
  9. @tom_streeter most dont 5:40 PM May 27th via TweetDeck in reply to tom_streeter
  10. I'm constantly vouching for the wrong people 5:26 PM May 27th via TweetDeck
  11. @virgilscafe just sent you a text. 9:00 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
  12. @ejaygee @cincinnatiwine @megebee @msred513 @virgilscafe regrettably yes. Getting 4.333 people ready this morning proved to be too much 8:52 AM May 27th via TweetDeck in reply to ejaygee
  13. Irony is having your favorite local chef demand you visit for brunch tomorrow while reading about starving people in the Hunger Games 9:23 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
  14. @VirgilsCafe sir yes sir. What time? 9:15 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to VirgilsCafe
  15. @SheepNutz @Megebee @tom_streeter I feel I have somehow failed my timeline 11:53 AM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to SheepNutz
  16. @EffieSmith welcome home, even if it's just for a few days 9:05 AM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to EffieSmith
  17. Most weekends I despise the thought of wasting time on laundry. This one I welcome the excuse to stay inside 9:05 AM May 26th via TweetDeck
  18. Did you check under the bed? RT @jch24 Yeah, so.....I have no clue. None. 8:46 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
  19. I'm in hitler heaven. Nothing but blonde hair blue eyed Republicans as far as the eye can see. 3:48 PM May 25th via TweetDeck