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  1. Seňior Lopez Ann Arbor is as good as Detroit but you have to ask for the REAL hot sauce
  2. Dear man in elevator : rinsing is important. If you don't then you'll smell like a giant bar of soap : WORSE THAN B.O.
  3. Dead kittens and overmodulated accordion : Greektown
  4. Why do parking meters in Ann Arbor give you 13 minutes for the 1st quarter and 12 minutes for the second?
  5. Little kids playing in a busted fire hydrant : Gratiot & Warren
  6. People Mover sounds like a ton of rusty metal being dragged across an airplane. It's vibrating my balls. It might derail.
  7. I'm going to ride the People Mover and read the Wikipedia entry on Ted Nugent
  8. The stairwell @ the Greektown casino parking garage smells like poop
  9. I've decided that in the afterlife I'm going to eat souls. I'm going to eat Pat Robertson's soul.
  10. Got gas from the MDOT courtesy patrol. To the Republicans & Libertarians I know : thanks for paying your taxes despite your hatred of them
  11. I love it when they jam that one awesome song from 'Zorba the Greek' on the PA in Greektown
  12. Water bottle filled with brown : Greektown
  13. How does a person get the keys to a Cadillac but not understand that they'll set off a metal detector?
  14. Attn Detroit pedestrians : when the numbers next to the red man go from 1 to 0, DO NOT ENTER THE INTERSECTION. Fighter jets will get you
  15. The buiding I'm in is rumbling like a dozen low-flying fighter jets are over it
  16. 4 fighter jets just flew over downtown Detroit
  17. Anyone can drive fast in a straight line. I own you in traffic.
  18. The ICP mascot / Kokopelli : separated at birth?
  19. Detroit News, Detroit Free Press, USA Today all have front page, above the fold stories on basketball today. Is it really the internet?
  20. To the guy driving backward up the freeway entrance ramp @ 94 & Gratioit : just because your car is facing the right way...