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  1. He made his way up to the rooftop to check on the noise and saw two teenagers scamper away in a panic. It's ok! he yelled. I'm not that old!
  2. There was a fire and soon the firemen arrived and went at it. He stared at the flames intently and hugged her and was engulfed by nostalgia.
  3. CBS is honoring Walter Cronkite in the only way they know how. By completely ignoring him. Again.
  4. The mildew sparkled on the lawn when the boys slid down the hill for the evening's last drunken act. Then one of them set his pants on fire.
  5. I will eat your raw sugar, he said and she began to giggle and his interest waned and he said You make me flaccid, and then she just lost it
  6. 1. That's the way he carried the shovel. 2. If that was funny. 3. Because his pants were red. 4. She will never agree to this again. 5. Yes.
  7. He says the kids are playing in the sandbox. And that makes everyone laugh. Because no one at the party has kids. And there's no more vodka.
  8. Hello new followers. I hope I don't disappoint you. Also, for #followfriday, take a look at who I follow. I like them and maybe you will too
  9. He wants to be popular but he's the kind who will eat all the cookies at your kid's party and not tell you so that's so not going to happen.
  10. He says, Look, I hate myself. He says, I'm worthless. He says, I question everything I do. And because the company's smart, he gets the job.
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  13. @ruthakers I'm best on the roof, fed nightly. Or the backyard cave...
  14. The news hits him with the force of a cannon ball. He stands there lost, wondering how he'll live now. Without the neighborhood strip joint.
  15. The sand is hot. Jones runs as fast as he can to get into the water. And when he does the water is freezing. That's so like life, he thinks.
  16. He wanted to claim noblesse oblige or royal prerogative. Some fancy, important sounding phrase. Or she would never give him the time of day.
  17. He walked away from the car accident and only cried when he realized his cellphone was a write off. My priorities are all wrong, he thought.
  18. You aren't funny, she says. He disagrees, and to prove it he dances a jig. But she's not impressed. Pull your pants up, you idiot, she says.
  19. The skyscraper was built with much fanfare but it was ugly and seemed to get uglier every day. So a mob found the architect. And killed him.
  20. She takes the mayonnaise and smears it on the counter. He's seen this before and he smiles. What are you saying? he asks. You wish, she says