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  1. When he put pepper on the lemon tarts she knew something was wrong. But she said nothing. And it would not be the last time she would suffer
  2. He was an ad man and then went into antiques and gave his store the tag line "Love Your Junk." Everyone got the joke except his ex-boyfriend
  3. The men stand around sipping whiskey, talking about their wives and the wall that exists between the sexes. I'm wearing a garter, Frank says
  4. The sun didn't come up today. He walks to the backyard and pulls at the weeds crowding his vegetables. He picks up his gun. And he fires it.
  5. The mess in the house is apocalyptic. It sucks the life out of her. She runs around town naked. Please put me in jail, she tells the police.
  6. There's room in the car and he knows it but he hasn't showered in days and the girls in the back are cute. It's raining. I'm moist, he says.
  7. He watches her fix the bookshelf with a bemused kind of love. He can't believe how much he loves this woman. You're doing it wrong, he says.
  8. So there's two tigers and they belong to Mike Tyson except he's broke so now there's two tigers prowling Vegas looking for stoned showgirls.
  9. The valley is resplendent with yellow flowers. She holds his hand and tries to imprint the image in her mind forever. I hate yellow, he says
  10. He studies her hands to get a better sense of her, of the life she's lived. You're either a miserable seamstress or a horny donkey, he says.
  11. The sand blew in off the beach and into the hut. It's gritty, he said. She turned over and said, Try here. He laughed and did as he was told
  12. They met at a bar and had rough drunken sex in a cheap motel and they woke up shy and sheepish and they both thought, I can do a lot better.
  13. Thanks for all that #followfriday love today. The cheque's in the mail...
  14. His mother doesn't understand how he could fail economics class. I laughed too often, he shrugs. He finds the word "stimulus" giggle worthy.
  15. On this #followfriday, I encourage you to take a look at my lists and give them a shot. Just don't punch them too hard.
  16. He had struggled with his various failures and drank a bottle of bourbon but it wasn't enough and then his pants felt wet and he knew it was
  17. He comes home burdened by gifts, by some proof of his undying love. She takes in the immense pile. And says, I don't need anything from you.
  18. The sleep had been restless, full of bad dreams and strangulation by blanket. He got up to shave. And returned to bed with bloody underwear.
  19. They heard the crash of the front door, and understood their end was near. The wildlife poured in. I lied about the underwear, he told her.
  20. They shivered collectively at the news. The televisions went dark then and a boy said, That's it. There was radio, but no one cared anymore.