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  1. Regarding Tiger Woods... for years we cheer him when he gets his balls into holes quicker than any other player and now we turn on him?
  2. It appears Facebook is down.
  3. I'm not one to brag, although I'm certainly very good at it.
  4. There's a woman speaking at the GA named "Rachel Cohen". Also, there are 300 women in the audience named "Rachel Cohen".
  5. RT @i_volunteer: @AriTeman Ari will be providing us with great entertainment at our fundraising dinner for Holocaust surivors
  6. My JetBlue pilot just said we'll have a smooth "drive" to Boston. Great, a pilot with an aversion to the word, "flying"!
  7. At Seth Godin seminar. Disproportionate number of bald guys. I suspect pandering. Just saying. Shoutout: @lafactor
  8. I think it'd be nice if we all got along. Can I have my Nobel Prize now?
  9. heading back from DC. JCorps DC's first event a success. Photos soon. #JCorps #ROIcom http://dc.jcorps.org
  10. Overly-friendly MegaBus passenger says cleaning product great at ''removing blood''. So much for napping on the bus!
  11. On my way to DC for JCorps DC's first event!
  12. Paperclips are staples that cant commit.
  13. You'll face many obstacles in life. Just remember that, eventually, things work out... for other people.
  14. Show on 9/11... I'm excited to see what it's like. Akward? Well, that's every night. Http://ariteman.com/schedule
  15. I just saw a guy cross Puerto Rico Highway #3 on a brown horse. Actually, the horse jaywalked. Across a six lane intersection.
  16. Great set at Stand-Up NY. Heading to Broadway to make Jews laugh!
  17. Three shows tonight, 8pm, 8pm, and 10pm. Yes, I'm in two places at once! Like God! .. and fat people! TIX: http://ariteman.com/schedule
  18. Rejected Biblical Openings: #1: 'Sometime in the middle, God created Eartha Kitt.'
  19. I'm reading seven different books on focusing.
  20. @jkrums http://twitpic.com/135xa - US Airways: "Let's hope this doesn't show up on Carfax"