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  1. "I like See's candy. Put me in a See's store, I'm eating candy. The whole world is Tiger's See's store, and the candy is vagina." wow. 9:52 AM Dec 14th from Twitterrific
  2. @drewsamonster now I know what lottery numbers to play. 9:42 AM Dec 14th from Twitterrific in reply to drewsamonster
  3. My hand is finally getting feeling back. Hurts like hell. Will know more on Friday. I know what "hit a nerve" really means now. Ouch ;_; 3:28 PM Dec 8th from Twitterrific
  4. qaStaHvIS wa' ram loS SaD Hugh SIjlaH qetbogh loD #klingon (translate: http://bit.ly/7rni7Z) 1:58 PM Dec 2nd from Tweet in Klingon
  5. tweet-lu'meH QaQ jajvam #klingon (translate: http://bit.ly/7iPCeJ) 1:58 PM Dec 2nd from Tweet in Klingon
  6. Now Jason, MJ, and Willie are on here... finally Twitter is more fun. It's hard being the Alpha Geek of my circle. 11:43 PM Nov 27th from web
  7. Hell... just getting WriteRoom for Free would be enough reason to head over... www.macheist.com #macheist 12:34 AM Nov 6th from Twitterrific
  8. Imminent impact @MacHeist (151.7,174.4) Witness it and get DaisyDisk ($20) for FREE to reclaim GBs of space on your Mac! http://macheist.com 2:38 AM Nov 1st from web
  9. I'm pretty sure that I'm in withdrawal from my antidepressants. I haven't taken them in two days and now I think everyone hates me. Crying. 10:27 PM Aug 16th from Twitterrific
  10. Can't sleep. Clown will eat me. 12:39 AM Aug 7th from Twitterrific
  11. @Jhartnow taters! 7:38 PM Jul 7th from Twitterrific in reply to thejohnhenson
  12. Sitting by pool, long sleeve black shirt, long pants, chuck taylors. Reading Bukowski. I am an indie rock stereotype. 5:25 PM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
  13. I want pizza! Who's with me?! 7:37 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
  14. @Cubenomiko the good mood previously mentioned. 9:29 PM Jun 30th from web in reply to Cubenomiko
  15. well. that didn't last long. :( 8:16 PM Jun 30th from web
  16. I'm in a good mood. Hmm, feels weird. 11:19 AM Jun 23rd from TweetDeck
  17. I've got yellow lens goggles, a high powered Blacklight Flashlight, and a Who album. Who needs CSI? BTW, I admire his velocity. Just saying. 9:59 PM Jun 21st from web
  18. I used Shazam to discover Be The One by Jack Peñate 1:20 PM Jun 21st from web
  19. @WordsmithKim see... When you unpack, you have to give us a play by play of what ended up with what. 6:58 PM Jun 16th from Twitterrific in reply to WordsmithKim
  20. Appt with the dr tomorrow morning. I like my doctor. He gives me yummy yummy pills. I especially like Placebo CR. 8:44 PM Jun 11th from web