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AriShaffir

  1. Skeptic Tank 61: Babies Having Babies with @PatCoppolino is out now on iTunes itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/ari… my site arithegreat.com or Stitcher. 8 minutes ago via Tweetings for iPhone
  2. Can I start wearing white today or tomorrow? I'm asking because i care about fashion and I'm on my period. about 22 hours ago via Tweetings for iPhone
  3. @Scream13 Really? Still? about 22 hours ago via Tweetings for iPhone in reply to Scream13
  4. @WhoreCuddler @JaydenJaymes Yeah. Real. Totally, totally real. Real like Jesus, a fixed economy, and normal girls that don't need monogamy. about 23 hours ago via Tweetings for iPhone in reply to WhoreCuddler
  5. Jews love money. It's up now. RT @EricDevitt: @arishaffir when will the store on your site be up? I want to spend money! about 24 hours ago via Tweetings for iPhone
  6. It's not memorial day in Australia. New Skeptic Tank. Bam! In your face. itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/61*… It's a nice long one. 5:27 AM May 28th via web
  7. Cream cheese should have nothing to do with icing. 1:21 AM May 27th via Tweetings for iPhone
  8. Vlade Divac was a Hornet. RT @joec2528: @AriShaffir u really watched the vladi documentary? #fuckthelakers ? 5:15 PM May 26th via Tweetings for iPhone
  9. Nothing says "Dinner was a mistake" quite like the a.m. barf/diarrhea combo. 10:00 AM May 26th via Tweetings for iPhone
  10. My friend @SteveRannazzisi and I are performing at 8:00pm at the Improv Wednesday. Big show. Be there! hollywood.improv.com/show.cfm?id=15… 4:41 PM May 25th via Tweetings for iPhone
  11. Game face! @MayhemMiller ready for weigh ins. You can't see his hair but it's awesome! twitter.com/AriShaffir/sta… 3:58 PM May 25th via Camera on iOS
  12. Who's coming to my Foxwoods shows? It's June 7-9. foxwoods.com/arishaffir.aspx 3:21 PM May 25th via Tweetings for iPhone
  13. I was gonna go on the paleo diet before I realized cave men were all short and stocky. 12:45 PM May 25th via Tweetings for iPhone
  14. Here's the new episode of Your Mom's House I did with @TomSegura @Braunger @ChristinaP & @BertKreischer. yourmomshousepodcast.com/ep-59-is-up-li… 4:55 PM May 24th via web
  15. Did you guys know that Cal Ripken looking guy who used to bounce for Springer STILL has his own show? 4:38 PM May 24th via web
  16. I love creative homeless people. Not as much as uncreative homeful people, but way better than the uncreative homeless. twitter.com/AriShaffir/sta… 12:10 PM May 24th via Camera on iOS
  17. If a girl sits to my right wearing a button down shirt, I WILL try to look at her bra. 10:46 AM May 24th via Tweetings for iPhone
  18. Tuesday's episode of #PunchDrunk is on iTunes. @MayhemMiller, @MattKnost & @SamTripoli & I talk sports & rape. itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/pun… 10:39 AM May 24th via Tweetings for iPhone
  • Name Ari Shaffir
  • Location LA
  • Web http://www.arithe...
  • Bio Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank podcast: http://bit.ly/vc2CRp Denver, CO 5/10-5/12 http://comedyworks.com/comedians/609
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