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ariscott

  1. I would've tweeted more today but I was too busy LIVING!!! So what's everyone doing now? You guys up? What's happening?
  2. dog in a shopping cart twitter.com/ariscott/statu…
  3. Bought a strapless bikini and somehow I do NOT look like an 80s movie bitch?
  4. Oral-B sounds like a sex position I might try depending on my mood.
  5. I'm about to take a small piece of sharp metal attached to a plastic stick and slice off the tiny hairs from my legs. This is crazy.
  6. insert of the first mixtape I ever made ('85 or '86) (made for myself) (off the radio) twitter.com/ariscott/statu…
  7. After my alarm goes off every minute I stay in bed is another body part that doesn't get cleaned.
  8. Whoever runs @tilda_swinton really blew it.
  9. I wonder what Ke$ha is wiping on her sleeve right now.
  10. The cable guy & I watched a youtube vid of a soccer player with phenomenal aim. We said "wow" a lot then he left. I never learned his name.
  11. Putting on pants after I buzz in the cable guy but before he reaches my door is my Russian Roulette.
  12. Just bought some artisanal tampons.
  13. My hair is a constant before picture.
  14. Hey baby, wanna get your spermatozoa in my ovum before my menopausal uterus shrivels up like a raisin?
  15. @DepecheALAmode I hope Billy is somewhere Phil can find him
  16. I haven't had a couch in over a month so I watch tv in a chair like some kind of serial killer.
  17. I'd go to my upcoming high school reunion but I don't think my phone battery would last the night. :(
  18. It's 3pm. Time to give up on your day.