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aripap

  1. My six year-old's first question when I get back from a business trip is "Daddy, did they make you fly coach?"
  2. @KaganJ not so well
  3. @goldwerger no
  4. Typical evening: Watching "Ancient Astronauts" on History Channel while fact checking their crazy assertions on Wikipedia with iPad.
  5. @mdaoudi yeah, I'm kind of a big deal.
  6. I've hit a new level of fame. My headshot was featured in a (parody) infographic: plus.google.com/u/1/photos/114…
  7. @tkawaja @robshilkin @simondumenco @learmonth Holy shit this is funny. And my headshot in an infographic makes me happy.
  8. Got a scrape on side of the rental car. Logical next move is to drive it off a cliff so they never find out.
  9. @RobCorwin Lumascape
  10. @japespark Wow, even compared to Rupert Murdoch?
  11. I'm the Michael Phelps of business meetings.
  12. @saralivingston no! The reaction I'm getting from this tweet indicates that ladies don't want their apps updated at all!
  13. Executive hoodie in pinstripe, only $148. betabrand.com/west-coast-wor…
  14. All the married men in my office have the same guilty pleasure/obsession: Updating our wives' Apps while they aren't looking.
  15. @saralivingston We're all winners now.
  16. This is a magical compliment: RT @katiekitay: @aripap You look like a mix of Dwight Schrute and Jemaine Clement.