ariellar
- It looks like all those Banh Mi sandwiches I've been eating went straight to my left knee.about 10 hours ago from web
- If you must dislocate your knee, best to do it in the presence of an extremely heroic hottie. Thanks for the fireman carry, C.K.3:55 PM Jul 12th from mobile web
- Fueling worldwide happiness, one nipple joke at a time.5:19 PM Jul 9th from web
- I feel 26 again. My youth fountain involves 13-hour workdays, cold pizza and Gossip Girl.9:10 PM Jun 29th from mobile web
- White pants = guarantee of torrential downpour.6:11 PM Jun 17th from mobile web
- I want to marry a millionaire. Tony Millionaire. http://tinyurl.com/pkr3u3.10:12 AM Jun 3rd from web
- Words of wisdom from my dear old dad: "If drool could fly..."6:53 PM May 23rd from web
- My dearest Couch: I sometimes feel in danger of being swallowed whole by you and am therefore returning to the comfort and stability of Bed.4:29 PM May 22nd from web
- On behalf of his untapped reproductive potential, I'd ask the cutie on the #49 to choose between Chacos, medieval history, and Rubik's cube.6:35 PM May 20th from web
- My date for Star Trek has forbidden me to wear my Spock ears. I guess I'll have to settle for my Starfleet dress uniform with commbadge.5:08 PM May 11th from web
- Watching ladies get progressively more naked is sexy. Watching men do this is about as erotic as a budget meeting.9:54 PM May 4th from web
- Vegas packing list: little black dress (check), trashy novel (check), wads of dollar bills (check), fake boobs (aww, crap)1:16 PM May 1st from mobile web
- This new job might restrict my ability to record life's minutiae. Just had some tasty Moose Munch from the free snacks area. So I guess not.6:23 PM Apr 28th from web
- Perfect 2.5 days in NYC. Best bits: God of Carnage, mustaches by Picasso, Cafe Gitane, Graham photos at MOMA, B-Boys, and my mom on Ambien.11:53 AM Apr 26th from web
- Er, it isn't going to get any less exciting in the next hour. Phone tweets are tricky.12:46 PM Apr 21st from mobile web
- One thing about a couple of old ladies traveling together: there will be some naps involved. Manhattan isnt12:43 PM Apr 21st from mobile web
- Lounging in Volunteer Park. Oh, the whiteness.2:31 PM Apr 20th from mobile web
- Just paid a king's ransom for the chance to see Tony Soprano do some playacting. Sixth row, center. I hope he spits on me or something.12:53 PM Apr 20th from web
- Dear Bed: I'm leaving you for Couch. He gives me things you never could: spectacular headaches and zig-zag lines down the side of my face.2:40 PM Apr 16th from web
- Wondering which part of my sloth-addled brain allowed me to book a mother/daughter trip to NYC. Hotel rooms are quite wee there, apparently.2:24 PM Apr 16th from web
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- Name ariellar
- Location Seattle
- Web http://ariellar.b...
- Bio You can take the girl out of Bellingham...
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