arfurtaylor
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Quietly protesting for rejecting my speaker proposal on the cultural impact of kitty videos. @ indeed!
12:00 PM Apr 8th, 2011
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Aspiring to be as badass as @. I'm off to a good start; I haven't given a shit for years now.
12:17 PM Mar 31st, 2011
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Still traumatized from getting my temp taken this am. "Vet"? Maybe...in prison...
5:40 PM Mar 13th, 2011
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I kill those sonsabitches and I do it again yo
6:44 AM Mar 13th, 2011
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Plotting my next raid on foodstuffs while basking on my freshly laundered pillow
10:54 AM Mar 12th, 2011
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and I hate you
2:48 PM Feb 13th, 2011
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@ @ I'm sick of this shit. Come the fuck home and feed me or the Tiffany vase gets it.
3:20 PM Dec 29th, 2010
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They got the beast a new toy...finally I get a break
6:29 PM Dec 17th, 2010
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@ you better work that shit out before you come home or I will send you my hospital bills when the beast attacks me
11:34 AM Nov 30th, 2010
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in reply to emlong
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Hope the new kitchen comes with a waitstaff. The service here SUCKS.
3:26 PM Nov 17th, 2010
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@ @ @ I will not be bartered and traded like common livestock!!!
4:07 PM Oct 27th, 2010
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If the Tall One keeps picking me up by my scruff, might have to fashion a "break-away" scruff like thoz lizards Dog keeps telling me about.
10:38 AM Aug 19th, 2010
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Teaching the dog to use the litter box. Would like to avoid repeat of this morning.
12:25 PM Aug 17th, 2010
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One man's new stereo equipment is another cat's new playground!
11:36 AM Aug 14th, 2010
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To summarize the most important lesson I've learned today: I WILL show off body parts if plied with food and feel absolutely ZERO shame.
7:55 PM Aug 11th, 2010
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@ happy birthday!
4:48 AM Aug 11th, 2010
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I realized this afternoon that I'm waaaaay behind on my 5 year plan. At this rate, there's no chance I achieve gastronomic independence.
10:26 AM Aug 10th, 2010
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Pretty excited. I heard The Lap say she's working from home today!
4:23 AM Aug 6th, 2010
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@ come on, hug it out.
4:21 AM Aug 6th, 2010
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in reply to lionfish713
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Score! Playing poker with the dog, just won her bed.
12:23 PM Aug 3rd, 2010
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- Name Arthur Taylor
- Location A lap
- Bio I do the cheeses.
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