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areyouanasshole

  1. Today, my boyfriend broke up with me so I told him I was pregnant, and before I called him back and told him... http://bit.ly/bC6LD8 8:47 AM May 7th, 2010 via web
  2. I vomited in my friend's sink after her house party. I never owned up to it, so her boyfriend had to... http://bit.ly/b1JKhS 11:46 AM Apr 25th, 2010 via web
  3. This 4/20 was going well until I decided to 'play fight' with a friend of mine. As I pretended to punch him... http://bit.ly/cU99Gn 4:19 AM Apr 22nd, 2010 via web
  4. I put a small incendiary device in a volcanic structure in Iceland and then watched while the world's air traffic... http://bit.ly/a5ueWL 6:46 AM Apr 21st, 2010 via web
  5. My sister was annoying me so I put all her possessions in our big freezer. It took her 4 days to locate them... http://bit.ly/d5NpYc 6:39 AM Apr 21st, 2010 via web
  6. We have a friend who is so uptight so we put dildos in all her drawers - Are WE assholes? http://bit.ly/bwnq6m 6:04 AM Apr 19th, 2010 via web
  7. Today in science class I thought it would be funny to hold a heated piece of glass to my lab partners arm... http://bit.ly/9QlEM7 11:02 AM Apr 17th, 2010 via web
  8. Last night my friend and I got back from a night out. I found my dad asleep on the couch so gave him... http://bit.ly/9XKn8m 11:18 AM Apr 15th, 2010 via web
  9. As a prank I told my best friend's mum that he'd gotten his girlfriend pregnant. He's now grounded because... http://bit.ly/dcdukH 7:24 AM Apr 14th, 2010 via web
  10. I set up a Facebook page aligning my friend with Gary Glitter, the famous pedophile. The page was a bit inappropriate.. http://bit.ly/dBwBaU 2:01 PM Apr 11th, 2010 via web
  11. Turns out guys don't like to be dumped via Facebook message... AIAA? http://www.areyouanasshole.com/#d200 11:44 AM Apr 8th, 2010 via web
  12. Last night I got so hammered I couldn't make it to the bathroom to throw up. I grabbed the nearest object and... http://bit.ly/cuUeQE 6:04 AM Apr 7th, 2010 via web
  13. I told my little sister that Santa was in fact a massive paedophile. My mom had to tell her the truth as a...http://bit.ly/9J0oeT 3:08 PM Apr 5th, 2010 via web
  14. A local estate agent kept coming down to our local bar bragging about how great his new lawn was... http://bit.ly/b7FwB3 7:53 AM Mar 28th, 2010 via web
  15. I was at a friends flat warming party and had had a shedful. The party was about finished and I suddenly absolutely... http://bit.ly/b3hr3H 4:32 AM Mar 27th, 2010 via web
  16. My friend has strong OCD tendencies. Last night we completely reshuffled his color- organized room, resulting in... http://bit.ly/bn2Zb1 10:49 AM Mar 26th, 2010 via web
  17. I told my kids not to watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. My wife and I went for dinner, returning to find... http://bit.ly/cmj0Rz 5:51 AM Mar 25th, 2010 via web
  18. After putting several videos of my ex-girlfriend and me online she became popular in the world of amateur porn... http://bit.ly/dfpBRy 4:23 PM Mar 24th, 2010 via web
  19. I met my boyfriend's parents for the very first time last week. His dad looked really pissed off when... AIAA? http://bit.ly/cZb81N 1:46 PM Mar 24th, 2010 via web
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