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@TopwareUSA with Nathan squirrels are cute 1:41 PM Aug 27th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
@TopwareUSA found your balloon 1:28 PM Aug 27th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
DougBenson Watching E. Shue's nude scene with her sitting right next to me was weird. Because it was the first time I watched that scene with pants on. 8:30 AM Oct 28th, 2010 via web Retweeted by arendon and 29 others
I figured out why @adamcarolla champions the past & hates present day, he's watched too much reality TV and leave it to beaver 10:00 AM Oct 21st, 2010 via Seesmic Desktop
ConanOBrien Tried changing my Facebook status to “craving gumbo” but Facebook automatically changed it to “BOYCOTT THE FACEBOOK MOVIE. IT’S ALL LIES!” 10:46 AM Oct 13th, 2010 via web Retweeted by arendon and 1833 others
@adamcarolla explaining textbook racism with "but is that racism?" Yes, only calling back applicants that don't have dark names is RACIST 10:27 AM Oct 4th, 2010 via Seesmic Desktop
I buy the drugs 5:54 PM Jul 13th, 2010 via TweetDeck from West Lake Hills, Bellevue
Sing everbody "Deutsche Deutsche", Vaya con dios amigos! 1:35 PM Jul 9th, 2010 via Digsby
New iPhone 4 is very fast and it looks sexy, overall it's great... but why do I feel like a whore... 10:08 PM Jun 23rd, 2010 via TweetDeck
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ScottAukerman If God created me in his image, he must have a ton of hemorrhoids. 9:03 AM Jun 10th, 2010 via Echofon Retweeted by arendon and 5 others
If you're into science, this is great. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0W7Jbc_Vhw 8:40 AM May 12th, 2010 via sobees
This world would be amazing... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO7ICgqV7dM 11:02 AM May 11th, 2010 via sobees
First day of the year that I am wearing shorts, hopefully I don't regret it later. 11:14 AM May 7th, 2010 via sobees
Some dude is trying to sue me over a customers website, he also calls me a fuck face! http://bit.ly/bFgVHg 5:29 PM Apr 28th, 2010 via sobees
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIdx2827wj8 tea baggers are offended by an anti-white supremacy sign... "it's the wrong place" 4:48 PM Apr 21st, 2010 via sobees
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbyFeFhUTmI Tea Party people are... stupid... 7:48 AM Apr 20th, 2010 via sobees
Kick Ass, the best movie of all time hands down. 7:11 PM Apr 16th, 2010 via sobees
Why don't people know how progressive taxation works? 1:53 PM Apr 16th, 2010 via sobees
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