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archiemcphee

@trophycupcakes That's what I say! about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to trophycupcakes
Arguing over whether a rhino is a hippo-unicorn. Or unipotamus. about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck
It's Bento Day on Geyser of Awesome! Bento Cosplay, Sailor Moon Bento and Where the Wild Bento Are! geyserofawesome.com 6:05 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
Perfect for the holiday weekend, Ballpark Gum! Beer, hot dog and peanut flavored gum. HOME RUN! bit.ly/KmVLpI 8:47 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
@frankstendal Ha! The actual Fuzz refuses to acknowledge his own action figure. You can't get any more #hipster than that. 10:26 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to frankstendal
@frankstendal Dude, I totally was tired of it when we got the prototype in. #hipster 10:07 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to frankstendal
Thanks to @paulapoundstone and @marcmaron for the great mention of our Cat Lady Action Figure on @wtfpodcast bit.ly/KpdH3T 9:58 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
Big squirrel on tiny bike! Big squirrel on tiny bike! bit.ly/KOf7Xz 10:26 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
Need assistance with your ruminating? Wear an Inflatable Beard & stroke it thoughtfully for +10 IQ. bit.ly/oHLm0C 8:32 AM May 24th via TweetDeck
@briankameoka @TopgunGWC The real danger didn't present itself until the squirrel mask came out... 10:59 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to briankameoka
RT @mcpheeceo: From Archie McPhee Secret Museum: Phony Burger. "Have fun!" (c)1965, Fishlove & Co, Chicago. twitter.com/mcpheeceo/stat… 7:26 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck
"If you have a handlebar mustache don't try and talk about regular stuff. You can only talk about slinkies and kazoos." - Hannibal Buress 8:42 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
When @briankameoka from @theguild stopped by our offices, we made him ride the tiny bike. lockerz.com/s/211073485 8:18 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
Gentleman thumb, a dapper digit. instagr.am/p/K8VLZWnD0L/ 6:00 PM May 22nd via Instagram
"There's only one person in the whole world like you, and I like you so much. Meow meow meow so much. Bye bye." - Mr. Rogers 11:27 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck
Eating sleeping children makes monsters gassy. That's why closets smell so funny. 7:59 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck
@bonniegrrl It's on the list, but no prototype yet. We do have some amazing googly eye announcements coming soon. 9:51 PM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to bonniegrrl
Our new eye-popping lobby display at our offices. instagr.am/p/K5s_ApnDze/ 1:12 PM May 21st via Instagram
Kitties and squirrels as friends!?! Squee-worthy pictures at this link: bit.ly/MbLxJy 11:53 AM May 21st via TweetDeck
RT @archiestore: Raw Meat Legs Girl LOVES Gummy Bacon! flic.kr/p/c2xMBN 4:37 PM May 20th via TweetDeck

Name Archie McPhee
Location Seattle, WA
Web http://www.mcphee...
Bio The world's greatest weird store! We love unicorns, narwhals, bacon and that one thing you think only you like.