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archiebland

  1. Woah, there's a movie of cosmopolis? How's that going to work?
  2. Annnnd GETTING OUT OF LONDON
  3. @howardswains nature said to be 'entrancing artist' amid claims sky is her canvas
  4. @howardswains pretty good but I think 2nd.What I like about this one is imagining reading it as v factual newsy line, if you see what I mean
  5. 'Nature is an entrancing artist and the sky is her giant canvas, writes...': standfirst of the week on p4 of the times
  6. @seiriol woof
  7. @johnpmcdermott oh all right
  8. @johnpmcdermott no just gilbert and george
  9. @johnpmcdermott or it's gilbert and george
  10. @Jamie__Lewis ugh
  11. @TimGattITV peachy
  12. I'd add avoid having a cold that makes it feel like someone's punching you in the head just when it's getting hot, but you knew that, right?
  13. Avoid Victoria. Actually, just quit your job and avoid public transport altogether.
  14. @TimGattITV thanks for letting me know. I bequeath you my lemsip.
  15. So if my whole face hurts is it hayfever or a cold
  16. Keep seeing pictures of Vincent Tchenguiz and thinking it's Shane Richie
  17. @AlexNicest that's all right! Confident they'll repay the faith
  18. @AlexNicest they're brand new!
  19. Oh and @NickPaumgarten. Brilliant. Has someone laid down the law at the New Yorker?