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Zerliquiem Nothing will be more dear to my heart then when @apurecliche drunkenly grabbed my thigh & said "Go for it" as a guy walked through the door 4:19 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by apurecliche and 1 other
Impromptu scotch dates are the best dates. 1:14 AM May 18th via Twitter for Android
@highbookwyrm Been running my narcissistic selfies through filters since Myspace days, anyway. 2:51 AM May 9th via web in reply to highbookwyrm
@highbookwyrm Haven't seen any of this tilt shift madness...maybe it's only on the iPhone app? And I got it for the social aspect. 2:51 AM May 9th via web in reply to highbookwyrm
So I caved and got Instagram. This is a thing that happened. 10:25 PM May 8th via web
@Zerliquiem All amazing, I am so excited for you! 10:24 PM May 8th via web in reply to Zerliquiem
@Zerliquiem spill! 10:40 PM May 7th via Twitter for Android in reply to Zerliquiem
Siesta championship? I think I've found my calling in life. 4:46 AM May 7th via web
Crying into a salad is something I legitimately did at work today. #hospitality 6:42 AM May 6th via web
@felisen this is my new favourite thing. 10:26 AM May 5th via Twitter for Android in reply to felisen
felisen mountain goats are best goats 6:48 AM May 4th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by apurecliche
@Pantmonger are you going to be out for final sneaky drinks tonight!? 6:47 PM May 3rd via Twitter for Android
Going to a bar alone and awkward will be worth it just to see @mountain_goats tomorrow night. 6:37 AM May 3rd via web
My hair is full of EEG fluid. First world science problem? 8:40 PM Apr 29th via Twitter for Android
Homicidal porcelain dolls? I really need to fire the creative director of my dreams. 3:21 PM Apr 24th via Twitter for Android
Adventures in hospitality: sticking your fist into a wine glass is not the most effective polishing method. 5:06 AM Apr 22nd via Twitter for Android
Waking up to bag pipes...have I recently done something to piss off the aural gods to deserve such a cruel cruel fate!? 5:35 PM Apr 21st via Twitter for Android
MisterToken guy: Why do you work so much?! Alice: Because I hate happiness..... #Shitalicesays 4:10 PM Apr 20th via Mobile Web Retweeted by apurecliche
Today in my tutorial I was hallucinating. Who needs psychedelics when you have two-hour workshops on Grammar, I guess. 1:01 AM Apr 19th via Twitter for Android
Apparently whenever I see something with hundred's and thousand's on them, I lose all sense of logic and self control. 2:13 AM Apr 16th via web

Name Alice Jane Upcher
Location The Zooniverse.
Bio I'm sort of awkward, sort of a mess...everything I am 'sort of' like can be broken down and down forever, into as many categories as the atoms I'm made up of.