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apsies

  1. @elizs Ha, great suggestion for passing the time!
  2. Pretty sure this picture broke @tumblr. I'm not mad. Texas Forever. RT @BarackObama Clear eyes, full hearts. twitter.com/BarackObama/st…
  3. While Maggie was chowing down Loretta was sitting on the eggs. It takes a village. instagr.am/p/K5O1slRNdm/
  4. @therobjohnson I need to work on my management skills, but yes. LIFETIME BANNING.
  5. I just had to put on my teacher voice and scold my adult neighbor for chasing Arlo. It's going to be a long summer.
  6. @sheasylvia ha, I can't support you reading it but your confession made me laugh. Btw, I owe you a FB message. I'll send you one later.
  7. @reallykatie lol, that's hilarious!
  8. I can cross making Eggs Benedict off my bucket list. Turns out I don't even enjoy Eggs Benedict all that much.
  9. I'm going to work out at a gym with my neighbor on a Saturday night. God, these people are a terrible influence.
  10. I meant to cold brew some coffee yesterday but I never got around to it. Regretting it this morning.
  11. I've stayed up hours past my bedtime to watch School of Rock for a classroom management assignment. Y'all, I'm learning so much. /sarcasm
  12. The Dave Ramsey fans next door are throwing a birthday party. No food just cake. Of course.
  13. Puppy jail because someone can't be trusted outdoors. instagr.am/p/Kh9OE_xNW-/
  14. @reallykatie This is my kind of gardening. Taking pictures while someone else does the hard work.
  15. My entire body hates testing week. I'm tired, everything hurts, and my brain is fried. And I'm not even the one taking the exam. Poor kids.
  16. @jlew8 Congratulations!
  17. Realizing what a negative place my current school is. I'm on survival mode the next 6 days. The goal is emerging with my spirit intact.
  18. Multi-tasking before work. Tumblr queuing, catching up on Cougar Town, and painting my nails. instagr.am/p/KZ7YSuxNfU/
  19. @sllambe Texts from Hillary was discussed on GMA this morning during a story about Hillary Clinton. Included your picture!