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  1. I have an announcement to make. http://tinyurl.com/yhb96dj 7:49 AM Nov 20th from web
  2. I'm now 99% sure my announcement will be tomorrow. I am really sorry. It's coming out in the WSJ and I can't say anything until they do. 2:49 PM Nov 19th from web
  3. Damn it. I might have an announcement tomorrow. I mean I will. I think. Sorry. 3:45 PM Nov 18th from web
  4. I might have an announcement tomorrow. 11:21 PM Nov 17th from web
  5. Just saw a woman spill a whole Snapple on a stranger's suede coat at JFK and not say 1 word to her. Ahh, NYC! 8:56 AM Oct 30th from txt
  6. The sun just came out at Yankee Stadium. 12:05 PM Oct 28th from txt
  7. In NYC and about to get my Dunks on. 11:35 AM Oct 27th from txt
  8. Thank you, Yankees! I'm going to NYC for the first game of the World Series with the greatest guy in the world. 12:22 AM Oct 26th from web
  9. Thank you Yankees! 2 more wins and I'm drinking beer in the Bronx. 10:16 PM Oct 17th from web
  10. Come on Yankees. 3 more wins and I get a trip to NYC. 3:13 PM Oct 17th from web
  11. 1 game closer to being able to use those World Series tickets at Yankee Stadium! 8:03 PM Oct 11th from web
  12. @AuntieVera I am peeing in my pants with excitement over our Sunday plans. 10:54 PM Oct 5th from web
  13. really loves her fiance, who made her steak and eggs today, and brought it to her in bed. 2:45 PM Oct 5th from web
  14. Oktoberfest! http://bit.ly/z3org 12:07 PM Oct 5th from web
  15. I Can Haz Stump? http://bit.ly/1257g4 7:46 AM Oct 3rd from web
  16. Okay, now this is funny. http://www.regretsy.com/ 2:51 PM Oct 1st from web
  17. @hitchmichael I just go out on my patio. 1:35 PM Oct 1st from web in reply to hitchmichael
  18. Crossing my fingers that Roman Polanski's Nike endorsement deal goes through. 1:35 PM Oct 1st from web
  19. @ElSmoocho You better be careful. Foster Brooks' estate is going to come after you for stealing his lovable lush routine. 9:30 AM Oct 1st from web in reply to ElSmoocho
  20. SWOOSH! I just threw away my Nikes. http://bit.ly/gdgss 4:54 PM Sep 30th from web
  • Name aprilwinchell
  • Location Across from Mel's Diner
  • Web http://aprilwinch...
  • Bio Former professional smartass. Now just a hobbyist.
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