aprilsreignblog
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Husband: Isn't "Glee" that Gay and Lesbian alliance group?
Me: No Baby, that's "GLAAD."
9:01 PM Dec 1st
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@ Thank You! I took your advice, now . . . will they listen?? (Almost retweeted your response but felt like a hypocrite. :) )
6:02 AM Dec 1st
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Not enjoing the new "Retweet" feature. How do i turn it off?? It SUCKS!
8:28 PM Nov 30th
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I'm at walmart. Aka the pit of hell. 30 check out lines & 6 open? Seriously? Wth?
1:25 PM Nov 19th
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Ooooh... Its never a good sign when you go into a public restroom & there is a half completed crossword puzzle on the back of the toilet.
5:14 PM Nov 14th
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I'm at the Draft magazine Big Pour in scottsdale. Lots of beer. and cougars. And frat boys. And omg somebody just crop dusted me.
3:56 PM Nov 14th
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For dinner, my daughter is eating pancakes . . . and refried beans. That's right baby. Andrew Zimmern's got nothing on you.
7:12 PM Nov 10th
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Updating my blog & was stuck thinking of just the right word. Asked my husband "What is the opposite of goofy?" His response? "Pluto."
6:38 PM Nov 8th
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Just drank a beer and realized I miss my pre-baby bladder almost as much as my pre-baby boobies. But not quite.
8:14 PM Nov 3rd
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I'm one fun size snickers away from a diabetic coma. Need an intervention. And fat camp. Or more stretchy pants. Either way...
2:06 PM Nov 1st
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Dear Jesus, thank you for giving me a beautiful little girl six years ago today. Wish you hadn't made her so stubborn, but I'll keep her.
9:47 AM Oct 25th
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Here's a tip from me to you. Drop what you're doing & go get yourself some candy corn hershey kisses. They are a party in your mouth.
7:15 PM Oct 19th
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I think you look ridiculous and I actually feel sorry for you. And yes I'm being passive aggressive, but isn't that how you like to play?
6:40 PM Oct 17th
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I spend all my time yelling at my kids to hurry up when deep down inside I really want them to slow down...
8:31 AM Oct 8th
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Sitting here watching my son play baseball. I'm actually cold. Hello, Fall. It's been a long time.
8:02 PM Oct 7th
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Oh my God, Facebook is down! What the hell am I supposed to do now?
5:44 PM Oct 7th
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Would just like to point out that obviously I am not the only one to find David Letterman sexy. Wish I had known he was taking applications.
9:00 PM Oct 5th
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Just posted a list of annoying songs on my blog and now I have about three of them stuck in my head like a tumor. Awesome.
10:41 AM Sep 27th
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Missing twenty year reunion tonight. Never found that t-shirt that said "Yeah, I got fat, I'm aware. But you're bald, so kiss my fat ass."
5:49 PM Sep 19th
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Still feel like I'm rocking on a boat. Spent entire week without getting seasick and now I'm back on land and want to vomit. What the heck?
9:47 AM Sep 13th
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- Name aprilsreignblog
- Location Hotterthanhell Arizona
- Web http://aprilsreig...
- Bio It's difficult being this fabulous.
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