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  1. Avatar failed in its attempt to make me hate the evil American militant imperialists. Even so, 3-D is still cool.
  2. Laundry duties have followed me even to the transplant wing of Emory. There truly is no escape.
  3. I haven't been in a Wal-Mart in 7 years, mainly because being in one makes me feel like sticking my head in an oven.
  4. @bibsy The Graduate, The Godfather, Dr. Zhivago, The Seven-year-Itch are a few favorites
  5. Ahh, nothing relaxes me quite like pounding raw chicken breasts with a mallet until they're completely pulverized. Now that's therapy!
  6. Men should never be allowed to buy toilet paper.
  7. Halloween candy gorging has begun.
  8. I'm bout ready for TeBlow to graduate! Dang!!
  9. Tweeting a marriage proposal. Now that's classy!
  10. Bourbon. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
  11. Still haven't found a costume whose name isn't preceded by the word "naughty." Balloon Girl remains an option.
  12. Bought the last 2 pumpkins for sale this side of the Mississippi that didn't require a hayride or apple bobbing. Thank you, Publix!
  13. Shoulda waited til the weekend to buy the Halloween candy. Dang it, Reese's cups, I can't quit you!
  14. I imagine Twitter is a lot more interesting when you actually know other people who are using it.
  15. @bibsy I understand what your mean.
  16. Wine tasting at Ashford Manor. Cheers!
  17. Had a hankering for crab orbs all day. Still don't like to call them balls.
  18. Owning a dog means never having to drink alone.
  19. do you ever get the feeling that nobody is following you?
  20. saw a SlimJim in its package flattened like road kill at the Shell station. Hope its not a bad omen.