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  1. @friedlinguini Perv. about 20 hours ago from web in reply to friedlinguini
  2. I am not remotely sober. Nor am I sober up close. about 22 hours ago from web
  3. RT @DrBadhands: Happy birthday, Turkey Jesus! 8:53 AM Nov 26th from web
  4. @friedlinguini YOU ARE SO BRAND LOYAL. ALSO, YOU ARE MY FAVORITE AND YOU ARE THE BEST ONE. 11:43 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to friedlinguini
  5. @NoirGeek Your mom is awesome! 11:40 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to NoirGeek
  6. @LaDameBlanc I'll give you as many as your unborn child requires. <3 11:39 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to LaDameBlanc
  7. @DavySunshine <3 11:38 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to DavySunshine
  8. @abqryan Delicious and DEADLY. 11:38 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to abqryan
  9. @theacerbic1 You got it, doggy daddy. <3 11:21 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to theacerbic1
  10. Do these cookies make friendship with me look fattening? http://twitpic.com/qwgnk 11:17 AM Nov 25th from Echofon
  11. @Spinchange I can't see the letters C-L-I without mentally appending a T. 8:27 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to Spinchange
  12. I'm going to start wearing a monocle and a sombrero whenever I leave the house. 7:54 AM Nov 25th from web
  13. @LaDameBlanc I should be locked up on general principle, beautiful. Glad you like. <3<3<3 5:13 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to LaDameBlanc
  14. Trans fats and refined sugar. Yes. God, yes. ♫ http://blip.fm/~gt8ix 12:46 PM Nov 24th from Blip.fm
  15. @rmphotography That's alarming. I'm fascinated. 8:38 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to rmphotography
  16. @rmphotography You're hallucinating that a dessert is talking to you. Whatever you're on is obv far superior to that paltry pumpkin cake. 8:30 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to rmphotography
  17. The word "expresso" makes me weep. Non-erotically. 7:32 AM Nov 24th from web
  18. A stranger just blipped a Whitney Houston song at me. I never did *anything* to him. The world is rich in unbidden cruelty. 4:58 AM Nov 24th from web
  19. I took the box of pregnancy tests out of my kitchen. I don't want to mislead any guests who might hope I mean to cook with them. 8:20 AM Nov 22nd from web
  20. @HavartiParty I'm unclear on the ultimate purpose here, but I have every confidence that Tamarack would approve. Neighbors maybe less so. 7:30 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to HavartiParty