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  1. "goth juice: made from the tears of robert smith" mighty boosh never lets me down! #adultswim #mightyboosh
  2. being awakened by the sound of hail & thunder outside is some how much more soothing then an alarm clock. thx god! i guess ill wake up now!
  3. I just stopped @TechCrunch publishing 10 Twitter secrets! How many can you stop? http://www.ev-files.com
  4. am i the only 1 that finds BillyMays commercials watchable now that i knw he isnt going to be making more, its like they're limited edition!
  5. The Bible: Genesis Chapter 1 in LOLZspeak. http://eatliver.com/i.php?n... too friggin funny!!
  6. @ryandefries good luck... been looking for the girl of my dreams for over a decade now ;)
  7. know what i find fun?@?!? watching hours of BBC news... then switching to FOXNEWS to see the "no spin zone" in full glory! JEBUS CRUST FOX?!
  8. thought i had mineral spirits/had stripping gel instead.... wow. gloves. wow. you were gone before i even wore you in.... #baitandswitch
  9. just finished cleaning up veggie scraps after a highly caustic soup i made went a bit spicy. damn you serano's!!! #sprouts #almostrawdiet
  10. never realized how important it is to know how to balance a couple of strong cheeses from different regions in one egg dish #breakfast #cook
  11. thx qbn http://bit.ly/15mrD2 was just in da nick o time! #abl #elderstweet
  12. @actionblearn sweet! your tweeting!!! #abl
  13. @flavorful 1 of my shining moments in life was this pic http://bit.ly/diOMX im the guy that isnt showalter. was rly tough playing it cool
  14. watching Showalter on Letterman... god i love this guy, so glad to see him on primetime late night! #showalter #michaelandmichaelhaveissues
  15. adult swim. right now.. king of the hill episode making fun of hipsters moving into areas b/c of their "cultural vibe" This means u SanFran!
  16. "the called me perfectly adequately handsome" i have to see that movie! ASAP
  17. "the called me perfectly adequately handsome" i have to see that movie! ASAP
  18. ok y cant they make GPSenabled toys that arent dogshit ugly? this watch Nixon style would sell like HOTCAKES i tell ya http://bit.ly/NIdM0
  19. @thisnext if you need a front end designer for the "live eatery's" project lemme know ;)
  20. Sweet!!! Muxtape2.0 is looking good!!! glad to see that it is coming to life in a new light. Hope this takes off, its a great UI #muxtape