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ATE A TUMS I FOUND ON THE FLOOR. 2:21 PM May 29th from Tweetie
THEY ARE INDEED TESTING THE STEVEBOT. CORNERED AN IMMIGRANT IN AN ELEVATOR. CAN ALSO PRATTLE ABOUT WASHING MACHINES. SUCCESS, THEN? 1:58 PM May 29th from Tweetie
TACOCLOCK. STRIPULATOR. EPILEPSY TEST. CLOWN REPELLANT. REJECTED. JK APPROVED. OK FUCK THIS DIRTY PETRI DISH TODAY. 1:54 PM May 29th from Tweetie
RT @JessicaD: mescalineous #WHATAFUCKINGWORD 12:14 PM May 29th from Tweetie
CHANGE IT FROM "HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE DETECTOR" TO "HORSEPERSONS OF THE APOCALYPSE DETECTOR" AND I'LL APPROVE IT. 11:43 AM May 29th from Tweetie
GOT SICK IN PHONE RECYCLE BIN. BLUE POPSICLE JUICE AND LITTLE HALF-MOONS OF BOLOGNA SANDWICH: THAT'S MINE. 9:54 AM May 29th from Tweetie
GODDAMN WHAT IS THAT SMELL 9:03 AM May 29th from Tweetie
@GRUBER HAS OMITTED MENTION OF THE THICK ACID SALVIA GANGE VALIUM FOG HANGING IN THE AIR LIKE A DIVE BAR WITH A REVOKED LIQUOR LICENSE. 9:01 AM May 29th from Tweetie
RT @BeardoBeardo: Hate when u wake up and forgot u smoked a eight of weed In 10 minutes Razor thoat And No weed 10:16 AM May 28th from Tweetie
@frijole DUNNO. IT'S SOME NERD'S MBP. I MISPLACED MINE OVER THE WEEKEND. 10:54 AM May 27th from Tweetie in reply to frijole
WATCHED THE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE ON FAST FORWARD. GOT DISTRACTED BY MY THUMB. 10:10 AM May 27th from Tweetie
QUICK, WITHOUT THINKING - CHANGE MONTHS. http://tinyurl.com/r4jzck 5:29 PM May 26th from Tweetie
EMPLOYING INTENTIONAL INTERMITTENT FAILURE TO MAKE OTHERWISE UNSEEN SYSTEMS MORE ANTHROPOMORPHIC. #ssshhhh 3:56 PM May 26th from web
NOW APPROVING EVERY GAY APP (EITHER MEANING). 11:42 AM May 26th from Tweetie
@epicoregames "AT $2.99 IT'S A PRETTY KILLER DEAL", ETC. - OTHER COUNTRIES MIGHT BE CONFUSED, BECAUSE THEY'RE RETARDED. REMOVE MENTION OF $. 11:14 AM May 26th from Tweetie in reply to epicoregames
NOT NEWS TO ANYONE AFFILIATED WITH AN ACTUAL STUDIO - ALL PHONES AFFIXED W/GRIP TAPE TO EASE HANDLING W/GREASED PALMS http://bit.ly/6DaYH 10:57 AM May 26th from Tweetie
THE EMPTIES AREN'T GARBAGE. I HAVE ANTS TRAPPED UNDER EVERY CAN. I AM THE WARDEN OF THIS ANT PRISON. 9:13 AM May 24th from web
WATCHING GONZO. MAKING VAPORIZER FROM LIGHTBULB, PEPSI BOTTLE, AND SCOTCH TAPE. !!!!!OXFORD COMMA!!!! 9:09 AM May 24th from web
MALICIOUS COMPLIANCE: NON-ISSUE ONCE APPS CAN GO 17+. MUZZLES THE MEDIA, LETS PEOPLE CARRY ON BEING PERVERTS, DEVS WILL MAKE iSCAT & iSNUFF. 2:42 PM May 22nd from Tweetie
@jasonterhorst THERE'S AN AUTOMATOR ACTION FOR SPITEFUL APP SUBMISSIONS. SENDS "MINIMAL USER FUNCTIONALITY" MAIL, ADDS DEV TO BLACKLIST. 2:12 PM May 22nd from Tweetie in reply to jterhorst