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apontzen

  1. That was an... intense... experience. Not one to be repeated. #m40 #standstill #bus #cars #lorries #screamingbaby
  2. @Schrokit it wouldn't be so bad if it stopped just occasionally
  3. I conclude my neighbours are automata programmed to make sure all corners of my house and garden are infested with unbearable noise
  4. Everyone's going on about engineering GM wheat but didn't spot THE EVIL SCIENTISTS ALSO MANUFACTURED A TALKING COW. youtube.com/watch?feature=…!
  5. @zemogle @doctorlewney great ill be staying in Cardiff overnight (then off to Portsmouth in the morning) so time for at several pints ...
  6. @twhyntie @snoozeinbrief how big is 'life-sized' when it comes to fictional anthropomorphic blobs? I'm imagining anything from 1cm to 10m.
  7. @twhyntie @snoozeinbrief Surely the biggest jokes are the 'mascots'.
  8. @twhyntie if I am ever rich enough I will employ you full-time as my klaxon.
  9. @Schrokit Ah I see the confusion - but you see I don't have any, I'm a fully 2D scientist character, like the ones you see in films
  10. @Schrokit don't you like the cardboard me?
  11. @zemogle that would be this coming wednesday...
  12. I should admit to being a bit excited by this. Brushing up on my CP Snow... latitudefestival.co.uk/line-up/artist…
  13. @JamieBGall surely Scotland will be independent by then...
  14. Politics wins again... bbc.co.uk/news/science-e… but then again, it's fantastic it's being built at all!
  15. I work 490 hours more than the av for developed world according to bbc.in/KdBXoA. Then again, I spend most of those browsing the web.
  16. Woahwoh, listen to the music #doobie #brothers #doobiebrothers