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What I like most about this season is everyone has the holiday spirit. The holiday spirit is being mean to people who work in retail, right?about 12 hours agofrom web
@4030lisa "This is Fergie Ferg and Imma Imma be here to say, 'the 21st century to infinity.'" I guess somebody had to say it, Fergie Ferg.about 16 hours agofrom webin reply to 4030lisa
Have you ever tried reading the lyrics to a Black Eyed Peas song? I feel bad. I fear that as a society we have failed them.about 17 hours agofrom Birdhouse
So there's actually a female clone of Wolverine made from his DNA? Please please tell me she's called Vulverine. That's a movie I would see.5:56 PM Dec 21stfrom Birdhouse
I admire a man who can call himself "Snoop D-O-double-gizzle" with a straight face.5:01 PM Dec 21stfrom Birdhouse
If you guys were wondering what to get me for Christmas, I guess I'd like either a baby rhinoceros or a jetpack. Thanks, you guys!4:22 PM Dec 21stfrom Echofon
Doctor told my friends their baby was below the zero-th percentile in height. He may be below the zero-th percentile in math and doctoring.11:47 AM Dec 21stfrom Birdhouse
