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  1. "Hate to break it to you kiddo, but mommy's weird." "Youre not weird, you're beautiful." I <3 my daughter
  2. The Christmas tree is broken. Toldja it was that kind of day
  3. I call shenanigans on the guy who only checks in @ Thundercloud when I take the @foursquare mayorship frm him. This is twice. Lame cheater.
  4. An unacceptable amount of traffic. WTF Austin? http://twitpic.com/szcey
  5. @tragedyman nothing :) I'm just so used to Diet Mt Dew &Cherry Coke Zero that the caloric content of Dr Pepper is frightening
  6. Me & Destiny are both ashamed of having to go back to Dr Pepper http://twitpic.com/sywu0
  7. A girl in the training class I'm leading said "peeps" in a nonironic way.
  8. .@akbuffalo7 I'm green, I was nicer than I should have been http://twitpic.com/syct6
  9. Had to shut that boy down. Ugh. Hope it lasts this time.
  10. this is the emoticon Gummi designed for me to portray me vomiting >:-|>~~~~~
  11. Did I mention I never ever ever solicited this type of pic from him? The universe has it out for me today.
  12. Haven't talked to him in months and I suddenly get a naked pic txted to me from Manwhore. Random, and I think my phone has herp now, ewww
  13. Not open?! I need a cupcake! — at Hey Cupcake! http://gowal.la/s/91W
  14. I just ousted @brucejwayne as the mayor of Thundercloud Subs - 620 on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/6CaeU7
  15. Overheard: This is how my whole day is going... - Gummi: Whatever you want to do, I'm up for anything except... http://tumblr.com/xd74lbs9a
  16. I caught a malware :( stupid interwebs and not washing their hands after they poop
  17. Whose! Whose whose whose whose. I will not misuse contractions. I will not misuse contractions. Ready for my lashings now. :(
  18. Who's bright idea was it to auto-turn-off Num Lock upon restart? #Microsoft
  19. "You don't have to talk to me like that, I used to do tech support" -> me turning around so I can roll my eyes in peace
  20. Feeling frustrated today. Just want to vent it out. Why can't I have one of those computer jobs that doesn't involve people?