aperobot
septicaine ftw
| tripping really hard on whatever the dentist gave me |
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| @alexdesignz i declare a root-canal-off. it's like the opposite of competitive eating |
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| the o's just broke up a no-hitter with a bunt. the baseball gods shall make them pay. |
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| I bet I will have more root canals than you today |
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| putting the 33 in w00tch33zburg3rz |
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| @galacticmule welcome to the most annoyingly addictive item of all time |
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| kate o'briens after work, everyone? |
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| @acedtect thank you sir. best league in america |
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| it is on like discs of tron |
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| @caroliiine arinell's on valencia has legit pizza |
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| just regained my faith in humanity |
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| dog tim also has a band-aid on his ear and several scars from the aggro actions of other douchey dogs |
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| dog tim: could kill any other dog if he wanted to, but just wants to chill. still, every other dog gets in his face |
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| just met myself in dog format |
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| @elsamary and also phone carriers. and lebron james, if it could conceivably be called a foul |
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| lebron should play soccer, where he would get rewarded for acting hurt and/or emotionally damaged |
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| lebron = drama queen |
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| scientists have discovered a new element that they are calling "okajima's curveball" |
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| the dicer |
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