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  1. Farewell Orlando. Please do something about your tap water.
  2. Salt water is not used in the production of salt water taffy and Swedes are not used in the production of Swedish Fish.
  3. I refuse to believe anyone watches televized poker on purpose.
  4. Watched America's Test Kitchen. Today they cooked an LSAT.
  5. The only reason I wear checkered Vans is because I enjoy one letter crossword puzzles.
  6. Enjoyed a delicious bowl of Pise Con Cuidado for dinner.
  7. @seoulbrother Email me @ apelad @ gmail. I can't DM on my DumbPhone.
  8. Somebody could trademark the flavor of Central Florida's tap water and make a mint selling it to prisons.
  9. Posted 2 comics to @hobotopia tonight. From a borrowed iphone, no less.
  10. @chivalry Only for a little while longer. California Grill ftw.
  11. Found the room where Nixon gave his "I am not a crook" speech at Disney's Contemporary Hotel.
  12. At Epcot. Atcot.
  13. You don't even need to know Spanish to appreciate the splendor of Univision.
  14. @zamoose I go with @hodgman's spelling. He IS the expert, after all.
  15. @lyndan Thanks!
  16. Update to previous tweet regarding fried ballular pulverized chickpea consumption: now I falafel.
  17. Our hotel does not offer internet access at a reasonable rate.
  18. I just ate fried balls of hummus and I feel perfectly fine.
  19. Just landed in Florida, where I once drew 700 hoboes.
  20. @mkinyon Isn't it tweet like a pirate morning?