aparnapkin
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Libraries are the new shopping malls.
about 1 hour ago
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Your glasses frame constitutes 110% of your personality.
about 1 hour ago
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Casually jogging down street instead of running in order to change one's fate.
about 1 hour ago
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Actors and actresses whose actual names are as quirky if not quirkier than the names of their roles.
about 1 hour ago
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learned this wknd that I have the same cellphone as a bunch of Long Island teenagers who love to text. Identity crisis averted, lololomg! ;(
about 9 hours ago
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@ @ I kept imagining him writing his replies with a pencil that he would rather be shoving through my forehead. (It's magic!)
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to Bickidan
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@ Well, I hope you're happy, all four of our egos completely swelled up and floated away a la Balloon Boy hoax. Good thing it's a hoax!
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to diceo
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@ Far too kind! Now that your profile pic is no longer the Joker, I feel less psychotically threatened whenever I read your replies.
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to neopeo
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listens to the classical music station just so I can later complain about all the young upstarts sleazing up the genre. Electric oboe, pshh!
10:48 AM Nov 12th
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turned her listening cap backwards. So yeah, totally not listening. Too busy being cool & making spitballs. Word to the principal's office.
11:33 AM Nov 11th
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@ Yeah, most 'roid marriages go off the rails so asking for help is a good thing. All those human growth hormones creatine problems!
7:32 AM Nov 11th
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in reply to cfclark
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is now facing work spammers that put in fake IT help tickets. Appreciate their creativity in titling them: "Your lovemaking doping" anyone?
6:49 AM Nov 11th
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uses the first sound of the vacuum at work as my indoor sunset. Time to crawl under my desk and make a carpet lint + fallen Cheerios stew!
4:07 PM Nov 10th
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thinks too few people appreciate the melodrama that is the winky-frown emoticon: ;( Is it faux-sad, or truly regretting an ill-timed typo?!?
12:13 PM Nov 10th
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wonders if people w/default creepy smiles know it, or are they under the false impression that they are often brightening up someone's day?
11:19 AM Nov 10th
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saw a woman mime whistling to hail a cab. Then obviously, a guy mimed pulling up in a cab & they both merrily mimed off into the horizon.
11:15 AM Nov 10th
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@ Of torse!!!
11:10 AM Nov 10th
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in reply to kevin_tor
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wonders if mall kiosk employees get that they literally live an existential metaphor. Constantly surrounded by people, and yet, so alone!!!
10:30 AM Nov 10th
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suggests Activia yogurt for today's cosmopolitan working woman whose liberated bowels are constantly on the go!
2:15 PM Nov 9th
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@ All of your foods bear a striking resemblance to...OLD PEOPLE FOOD, which is also coincidentally BABY FOOD. Double entendurrrr.
1:55 PM Nov 9th
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in reply to Essien1982
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- Name Aparna Nancherla
- Location Washington D.C.
- Web http://www.myspac...
- Bio I am a scrunched up napkin with recyclable dreams.
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