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  1. Plus you would have all those extra tiny umbrellas to protect yourself against surprise lava showers.
  2. would attempt virgin drinks b4 virgins to appease the angry volcano gods. PiƱa coladas go down charred rock abt the same even w/o the booze.
  3. finally found a single palatable political commentary discussion on TV: http://bit.ly/6eB39i. Muppundits make my heart sing & dance!
  4. thinks Thxgiving is the most timeless pass-agg holiday. "No, thank you!!! We love what you've done with our land. Care for some pie or pox?"
  5. uses Mad Libs as my personal diary. Each day is wackier than the one before! (Except for the sad days. Somehow those are just even sadder.)
  6. @cfclark That's why I never play with money involved! Free clinic! Social justice (works both ways)!
  7. would, for once, like to play Operation w/o the patient's family constantly running in to check on him. (Or rather my fam cuz I play alone.)
  8. has a restraining order against her shadow.Taller, skinnier version of me who's perpetually surrounded by sunshine? Yeah, I feel threatened!
  9. The 'Ell on Degenerates Show: A Br'ish talk show that tackles mouthy teens & other societal swine thru overenthused dancing. #tvshowpunnames
  10. M*A*S*H: A bunch of deployed soldier medics determine their futures & crushes through a fun girly quiz that boosts morale. #tvshowpunnames
  11. ALFALFA: ALF has one normal clone and one weird unfinished zany one, and all of them are stuck on a produce farm. #unfortunatetvshowpunnames
  12. Full House: An aloof limping genius doctor plays a poker game that determines the fate of an unconventional family's health. #tvshowpunnames
  13. The Cause Be Show: A bunch of scrappy inner city kids rally together to put on a show to raise money for their next show. #tvshowpunnames
  14. was shot into another dimension by a co-worker's sneeze. But she sneezed again & I'm back. This will be a great trick for the holiday party.
  15. @jameswhertsch Yup, I asked them both but they live upstairs (in the belltower and balcony respectively) so they weren't sure either.
  16. is too lazy to check the weird noises coming from the basement. Plus the scariest thing the "monster" has done so far is the laundry.
  17. @angelica7641 @jansell Worlds and cupcakes colliding!!!
  18. is hearing dogs make fiery political speeches in my neighborhood. All they care about banning are bathroom zoning laws & noise ordinances.
  19. is not gonna say Starbucks new Caramel Brulee latte tastes suspiciously close to a Caramel Macchiato. Gonna show it! *throws coffee in face*
  20. http://twitpic.com/prh1a - Aquadeco: The bottled water that deserves an acceptance speech every time you partake of it.