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Plus you would have all those extra tiny umbrellas to protect yourself against surprise lava showers.
about 11 hours ago
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would attempt virgin drinks b4 virgins to appease the angry volcano gods. Piña coladas go down charred rock abt the same even w/o the booze.
about 11 hours ago
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finally found a single palatable political commentary discussion on TV: . Muppundits make my heart sing & dance!
about 13 hours ago
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thinks Thxgiving is the most timeless pass-agg holiday. "No, thank you!!! We love what you've done with our land. Care for some pie or pox?"
3:22 PM Nov 24th
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uses Mad Libs as my personal diary. Each day is wackier than the one before! (Except for the sad days. Somehow those are just even sadder.)
8:10 AM Nov 24th
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@ That's why I never play with money involved! Free clinic! Social justice (works both ways)!
7:55 AM Nov 24th
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would, for once, like to play Operation w/o the patient's family constantly running in to check on him. (Or rather my fam cuz I play alone.)
8:10 AM Nov 23rd
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has a restraining order against her shadow.Taller, skinnier version of me who's perpetually surrounded by sunshine? Yeah, I feel threatened!
8:57 AM Nov 19th
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The 'Ell on Degenerates Show: A Br'ish talk show that tackles mouthy teens & other societal swine thru overenthused dancing.
10:07 PM Nov 18th
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M*A*S*H: A bunch of deployed soldier medics determine their futures & crushes through a fun girly quiz that boosts morale.
9:58 PM Nov 18th
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ALFALFA: ALF has one normal clone and one weird unfinished zany one, and all of them are stuck on a produce farm.
9:53 PM Nov 18th
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Full House: An aloof limping genius doctor plays a poker game that determines the fate of an unconventional family's health.
9:38 PM Nov 18th
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The Cause Be Show: A bunch of scrappy inner city kids rally together to put on a show to raise money for their next show.
9:27 PM Nov 18th
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was shot into another dimension by a co-worker's sneeze. But she sneezed again & I'm back. This will be a great trick for the holiday party.
12:48 PM Nov 18th
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@ Yup, I asked them both but they live upstairs (in the belltower and balcony respectively) so they weren't sure either.
12:43 PM Nov 18th
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is too lazy to check the weird noises coming from the basement. Plus the scariest thing the "monster" has done so far is the laundry.
2:42 PM Nov 17th
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@ @ Worlds and cupcakes colliding!!!
2:35 PM Nov 17th
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is hearing dogs make fiery political speeches in my neighborhood. All they care about banning are bathroom zoning laws & noise ordinances.
2:34 PM Nov 17th
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is not gonna say Starbucks new Caramel Brulee latte tastes suspiciously close to a Caramel Macchiato. Gonna show it! *throws coffee in face*
12:31 PM Nov 16th
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- Aquadeco: The bottled water that deserves an acceptance speech every time you partake of it.
8:26 AM Nov 16th
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