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  1. Libraries are the new shopping malls. #indiemoviecliche
  2. Your glasses frame constitutes 110% of your personality. #indiemoviecliche
  3. Casually jogging down street instead of running in order to change one's fate. #indiemoviecliche
  4. Actors and actresses whose actual names are as quirky if not quirkier than the names of their roles. #indiemoviecliche
  5. learned this wknd that I have the same cellphone as a bunch of Long Island teenagers who love to text. Identity crisis averted, lololomg! ;(
  6. @Bickidan @neopeo I kept imagining him writing his replies with a pencil that he would rather be shoving through my forehead. (It's magic!)
  7. @diceo Well, I hope you're happy, all four of our egos completely swelled up and floated away a la Balloon Boy hoax. Good thing it's a hoax!
  8. @neopeo Far too kind! Now that your profile pic is no longer the Joker, I feel less psychotically threatened whenever I read your replies.
  9. listens to the classical music station just so I can later complain about all the young upstarts sleazing up the genre. Electric oboe, pshh!
  10. turned her listening cap backwards. So yeah, totally not listening. Too busy being cool & making spitballs. Word to the principal's office.
  11. @cfclark Yeah, most 'roid marriages go off the rails so asking for help is a good thing. All those human growth hormones creatine problems!
  12. is now facing work spammers that put in fake IT help tickets. Appreciate their creativity in titling them: "Your lovemaking doping" anyone?
  13. uses the first sound of the vacuum at work as my indoor sunset. Time to crawl under my desk and make a carpet lint + fallen Cheerios stew!
  14. thinks too few people appreciate the melodrama that is the winky-frown emoticon: ;( Is it faux-sad, or truly regretting an ill-timed typo?!?
  15. wonders if people w/default creepy smiles know it, or are they under the false impression that they are often brightening up someone's day?
  16. saw a woman mime whistling to hail a cab. Then obviously, a guy mimed pulling up in a cab & they both merrily mimed off into the horizon.
  17. @kevin_tor Of torse!!!
  18. wonders if mall kiosk employees get that they literally live an existential metaphor. Constantly surrounded by people, and yet, so alone!!!
  19. suggests Activia yogurt for today's cosmopolitan working woman whose liberated bowels are constantly on the go!
  20. @Essien1982 All of your foods bear a striking resemblance to...OLD PEOPLE FOOD, which is also coincidentally BABY FOOD. Double entendurrrr.