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aparnapkin

  1. A large spider just descended from the hotel ceiling as if to say "Did anyone order a nightmare?" about 2 hours ago via web
  2. It's always pilot season at the airport! about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @TheSofiya @nickadoola @vocabularry you're all flying aces in my e-book about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheSofiya
  4. What is everyone doing after this? 11:09 PM May 24th via web
  5. Ugh lasers always have to be the center of attention 11:03 PM May 24th via web
  6. Don't wanna give you guys the wrong idea, but the Earth is a triangle. 6:03 PM May 24th via web
  7. crying glass brb 1:34 PM May 24th via web
  8. I buy the cupcakes first, and decide the occasion second. 12:34 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. "Dough or donut. There is no fry."- Yoda Deen 10:18 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  10. STANDING in traffic because I'm worth it. 6:20 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  11. oh cool found a job under one of the couch cushions 11:36 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Just used a box of tampons as a bookend, so no, I'm not afraid of success. 12:20 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  13. On tonight's True Tales from the Laundromat! A-story: Guy put cleats in dryer & one kicked door open & flew out! B-story: I found a button. 10:09 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  14. The old me would have spit out my dentures without warning! 4:12 PM May 22nd via web
  15. Oops, just remembered I left the stove on in my last life! 10:24 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  16. COOKIE VISUALIZATION BREAK 10:16 PM May 21st via web
  17. If I really like a guy, I'll give him my social security number. 8:43 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Feeling really good about my prospects for aging. 1:08 PM May 21st via web
  19. Got a gift certificate for 2 free laser hair removal treatments. So I'm going for it: head & eyelashes! 11:09 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  20. The sun proved it can also play the Black Swan. 12:56 AM May 21st via web
  • Name Aparna Nancherla
  • Location Glove compartment in LA
  • Web http://www.aparna...
  • Bio I am a scrunched up napkin with recyclable dreams. Also a comedian in some cultures. Total drag in others.
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