aortenzi
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@ '76, '80, '84, '88, '92, '96, '00, '04, '08, '12. Happy Birthday. :)
about 3 hours ago
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from Jersey City, NJ
in reply to jeffbethke
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@ So June 4th will be your 38th birthday? Or did you forget leap days? :)
about 12 hours ago
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from Jersey City, NJ
in reply to jeffbethke
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Are people slipping in irrelevant crap on @ because Sarah's on a transcontinental flight?
about 12 hours ago
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from Jersey City, NJ
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Twitter having problems with SPDY?
12:33 PM May 24th
via web
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Hardware is a thousand times faster, bigger, and more reliable than it once was. Modern software does everything it can to hide these facts.
10:48 AM May 24th
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Banned from the bowling alley for putting my name on the score keeper as "GOD'S NOT REAL" and bowling a perfect game.
11:39 AM May 24th
via Twitter for Mac
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@ They do that despite offering less-than-AWS, as if there weren't a litmus test. *sigh* /cc @
8:46 AM May 24th
via Seesmic
in reply to mreferre
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@ @ I quote him in "executive summaries" at work. Side note: much harder to get away with quoting @.
8:38 AM May 24th
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from Jersey City, NJ
in reply to mreferre
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When did "role model" come to mean "model human being"? Seems like my role is to start bashing heads in with a cluebat.
10:39 PM May 23rd
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from Jersey City, NJ
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DTrace: the sysop's equivalent to 42. It is the answer but nobody knows what the question is and what it means.
9:23 AM May 23rd
via Twitter for Mac
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Enterprise IT's biggest failure: differentiating organizational/people/process/technical problems and addressing aspects appropriately.
3:17 PM May 21st
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from Jersey City, NJ
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She's not stopping at the grocery store, so I'm being sure to tweet to get my dinner delivery savings on.
2:40 PM May 21st
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from Jersey City, NJ
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Wow! Chrome passed IE to be the most popular browser...
11:31 AM May 21st
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from Jersey City, NJ
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The commonness of others' faith in God diminishes my faith in humanity. So much for a "God-given ability to reason".
10:39 AM May 21st
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from Jersey City, NJ
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Ridiculous Facebook ad... a "Dream Wedding" in NJ costs far more than $5k.
7:23 PM May 19th
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from Jersey City, NJ
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Just For Men isn't just Mitt's favorite hair product, it's his campaign slogan.
5:59 PM Apr 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Prayers: Post-Its for an overwhelmed omniscient omnipotent being.
5:38 PM May 19th
via web
from Jersey City, NJ
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“I believe in paying money for products that earn it” (via Instapaper)
7:14 AM May 19th
via Instapaper
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How cute... Norway's finally growing up enough to remove their official religion. What took so long?
1:37 PM May 18th
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from Jersey City, NJ
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Imagine a species that had split the atom & ventured into space, yet still had a majority that worshipped mythical gods. Ridiculous, I know.
3:15 PM May 17th
via web
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- Name Anthony Ortenzi
- Location North of the Statue of Liberty
- Web http://www.nevdul...
- Bio Like BASF, I don't make the things you use -- I make the things you use better.
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