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aolsen

  1. Pretty funny: xkcd.com/1060/
  2. Mitt Romney on Federal Programs: "Is it so important, so critical, that it is worth borrowing money from China to pay for it?” #Mitt2012
  3. If you have a moment, read this speech. It is out-freaking-standing. bit.ly/LvmYYs #MittRomney #Romney2012 #Mitt2012
  4. One of the funniest and most underrated movies of all time: "So I Married an Axe Murderer". Do yourself a favor and watch it tonight.
  5. A buddy of mine here at work is studying up for the US citizenship test. It's really awesome listening to the questions.
  6. @cressman Man. That means BYU lost a good one. I loved Professor Walton.
  7. Hey guys, don't text and drive... unless you're really good at it like me.
  8. Children of the '90s rejoice:. Your bathroom visits just got a lot more awesome. bit.ly/aGL6tW
  9. Wow. Yesterday I decided to vote for @DanForUtah, today the heavens confirmed I made the right choice. bit.ly/LEAEU4.
  10. I will drive unemployment down to six percent by the end of my first term - Mitt Romney. ti.me/KgqVzt
  11. I'm only half-way through this article but I already love it. es.pn/JDbdLG
  12. I'm not gonna lie, this article put a big smile on my face. "GOP Discovers Mitt Romney Could Win" politi.co/JTuTiE
  13. One huge reason why Barack Obama doesn't deserve a second term: bit.ly/JOdWTs
  14. I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/ih6I0zsyIw0?a Stories from the Obama Economy
  15. @brovery @Jonnybgbold @cougaracity Real mozerella? Real tomato sauce? Real pepperoni? Pizza dough from scratch? No freaking way.
  16. @brovery @cougaracity @Jonnybgbold It's the same with $.39 tacos and $.99 burgers. I see those prices and alarms go off in my head.
  17. @brovery @cougaracity @Jonnybgbold I just refuse to believe a medium pizza can be made and sold for $5. Real food would cost more.
  18. @brovery It looks like pizza, it smells like pizza and it even tastes like pizza. But it's just not pizza.
  19. This is the best argument for Hot 'n Ready pizzas I've ever seen. RT @Jonnybgbold: pizza is like sex, even when it's bad, it's good
  20. Hot 'n Readies: bit.ly/Im2YYN