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ChelseaVPeretti Don't call your baby a "bump" or your husband a "hubby" thank you in advance for your understanding + strict adherence 6:55 PM May 4th via web Retweeted by anythinggold and 159 others
@DougBenson Mr Kotter -- movies were Alan Rickman plays a teacher #dlm 10:05 AM May 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
ChelseaVPeretti @EatThisNotThat is oatmeal better than layer cake 5:58 AM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by anythinggold and 3 others
cher I was looking at tweets & saw that i really hurt someones feelings ! Im sorry. It was light blue background with white egg shape . Bye 3:25 PM Apr 23rd via TweetDeck Retweeted by anythinggold and 392 others
LASER CATS! IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! 9:00 PM Apr 14th via Twitter for Mac
nealbrennan If hoodies and weed residue justified homicide, everyone I know would be dead. #justice4trayvon 11:16 AM Mar 26th via WhoSay Retweeted by anythinggold and 1246 others
@peteholmez called my mom, didn't answer, had to yell ANSWER YOUR PHONE, JOAN. 2:41 PM Mar 26th via Twitter for iPhone
@michaelianblack engaged and on relationship book kick. So far yours beats the 5 Love Languages. 9:15 PM Mar 17th via Twitter for iPhone
birbigs I think every prank should end with the pranker saying, "Get it? I'm a dick!" 7:56 PM Mar 17th via TweetDeck Retweeted by anythinggold and 109 others
In bed on St. Patrick's Day. I may make a terrible Irishwoman, but I'll make a damn good married woman. 7:49 PM Mar 17th via Twitter for iPhone
Just used New Orleans instead of Louisiana in trivia game. Basically @DougBenson #thestateofdenver 7:45 PM Mar 17th via Twitter for iPhone
Well shit. Guess I'm not going to SXSW this year 9:01 PM Mar 11th via Twitter for iPhone
@nerdist: What covers were the Johns signing? Fan-club fiance is curious! 2:20 PM Mar 11th via Twitter for Mac
Seriously everyone, the past few weeks prove women have bigger issues than a comedian calling a terrible person a cunt. @jakefogelnest 9:26 PM Mar 5th via Twitter for iPhone
@jakefogelnest also dying to hear Egon's POV on this. 9:13 PM Mar 5th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jakefogelnest
@jakefogelnest my issue with your original post is the word repugnant. That word bugs me for some reason. I WILL GET MAJOR TWITTER-MAD 9:11 PM Mar 5th via Twitter for iPhone
simonhelberg I just bit my finger pretty hard while eating a piece of bread in case there are still any Intelligent Design believers out there. 10:40 PM Mar 2nd via Twitterrific Retweeted by anythinggold and 174 others
This is the most Jenna-tastic episode of #30rock in a while! 6:13 PM Feb 23rd via Twitter for Mac
EugeneMirman That's weird. I'm very funny. RT @tystut: @EugeneMirman holy shit i just watched one of your stand ups on youtube & didn't laugh once 8:11 AM Feb 14th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by anythinggold and 23 others
Oh my goodness I have never cried as hard as I did at that Chipotle commercial. 6:10 PM Feb 12th via Twitter for Mac