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I'm not gonna say I hurt. I'm just gonna say I have no dick jokes for you as of this moment.
3:57 AM Dec 23rd
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I just want you to know, @, that I've had your Lady Gaga song stuck in my head for two days straight now.
3:55 AM Dec 23rd
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I know we all have brainfarts but...Me:"Ok once you do that, don't forget to save the file." IT guy:"Sure. How do I do that?" Me:*boggles*
11:49 AM Dec 21st
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Blah Monday morning, blah blah coffee. Just waiting for work to be over so I can go home and blackout-jerk in peace. Sup, corporate America?
5:10 AM Dec 21st
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Either valium makes me wake cranky, or it's just the morning. Need more data.
5:04 AM Dec 21st
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Well, good morning to you too. How about a nice hot cup of HAND ME SOME MOTHERFUCKING COFFEE AND SMILE WHEN YOU SAY THAT.
5:03 AM Dec 21st
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I just can't wait. Can't wait I can't wait I can't WAIT until the parrot starts saying "AUUGGHHHH WHAT THE FUCK" when he bites somebody.
10:39 AM Dec 19th
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And by the universe, I mean this raging hate hard-on.
4:15 AM Dec 18th
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My body's so pissed off at me right now. It doesn't understand that I TRIED to let it sleep, I did, but the universe aligned against me.
3:35 AM Dec 18th
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There's a special place in my heart for clueless receptionists in doctors' offices, & by place in my heart I mean this raging hate hard-on.
5:57 AM Dec 16th
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Got up to go to work, called in sick. If a pain pill and La fille sur le pont as soundtrack to my couch nap don't work, remember me fondly.
4:03 AM Dec 14th
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@ That sounds terrifying and awesome. Am I going to be terrified and awed?
6:49 AM Dec 11th
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Should've nyquil'd last night. Would feel even more like crap now, but wouldn't have had to face sober the dual nature of time itself.
3:35 AM Dec 11th
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Are you crying? On COPS? There's no crying on COPS. Sir. Sir? Sir.
2:55 PM Dec 10th
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Learned the hard way today that I actually AM the only one in my office who dusts my keyboard. I need a shower and a stiff drink.
2:41 PM Dec 9th
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@ I think we have to make our own fun, here. There's a war on, y'know. Hard to find storebought fun these days.
9:59 AM Dec 9th
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@ Hells yeah! Guinea pig me.
8:59 AM Dec 9th
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I've said it before, this place makes me feel all warm & fuzzy & appreciative...that I carry around beta blockers.
8:54 AM Dec 9th
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@ Ok...ok. I'll accept delivery, but we're gonna talk about this again later when I need a snackin guinea pig and have none.
7:21 AM Dec 9th
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Insert clever tweet about EVEN CLEVERER TWEET about going out anyway 'cuz there's coffee and stuff out there.
4:21 AM Dec 9th
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- Name anybody but me
- Location east coast, USA
- Bio A little too old to look good in existential hysteria, a little too young to shed it.
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