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BREAKING NEWS! The elusive brown note has been found: "Evacuate the Dance Floor" makes room full of people evacuate their bowels.about 13 hours agovia Twitter for Android
dogbonerwow theres some crazy dude outside screaming about shrimp. its me you fuckers take me to red lopster or ill kick holes in everything you ownabout 19 hours agovia webRetweeted by antmandals and 18 others
dogbonerWow.. i fucking hate hitler. I just learned ab out him online. this shit pisses me off and im mad10:26 PM May 25thvia webRetweeted by antmandals and 90 others
"He's got style. He's got confidence. He's got swag. Now all he needs is a boner." - Enzyte commercials.8:01 AM May 25thvia Twitter for Android
badbananaGreen Day played at Zuckerberg's wedding? I'm surprised they weren't too busy with their Broadway show or other punk rock stuff.3:22 PM May 21stvia webRetweeted by antmandals and 400 others
dogbonermy real name isnt even Jerry Beans fuckers.. how many layers of irony am i operating under. u may nbever know *whips cape*9:57 PM May 20thvia webRetweeted by antmandals and 17 others
GuyEndoreKaiser“Noah, I want you to save two of every species.” “Okay, but what about the billions of other innocent animals?” “Fuck em.”12:54 PM May 19thvia webRetweeted by antmandals and 96 others
The cool thing about Five Finger Death Punch shows is they double as no-frills abortion clinics. So that's one thing...7:04 AM May 19thvia Twitter for Android
dogboner"about me.. hmm. first off im atheis*earth begins to rumble with a thunderous sound as every human being rolls their fucking eyes in unison*3:19 PM May 18thvia webRetweeted by antmandals and 59 others
ToeKneeSamYou look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't be freaked the fuck out if you saw an alligator wearing a baseball hat11:03 AM May 16thvia webRetweeted by antmandals and 3 others