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anthonyackroyd

  1. $60,000! Hey, wait a minute, it's all coming back...I'm pretty sure I had sex with Craig Thomson too! 6:36 PM May 23rd via web
  2. My daughter asked me for a pet spider so I tried the pet shop - they were $80! Bugger this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web. 4:35 PM May 22nd via web
  3. Craig Thomson tries to convince Parliament to invade Poland! twitter.com/anthonyackroyd… 8:13 PM May 20th via web
  4. Stop Craig. You had me at "I'm now going to bore you all". #thomson #thommo 7:49 PM May 20th via web
  5. “What you do speaks so loudly I can’t hear what you are saying.” ― Henry Adams #thomson #thommo 7:44 PM May 20th via web
  6. At this stage it's Craig Thomson vs his bladder. Best of luck to both! #thomson #thommo 7:38 PM May 20th via web
  7. Craig Thomson denies wrongdoing in regard to prostitutes. He did them correctly. #thomson 7:32 PM May 20th via web
  8. "And, let me also say this, the dog did indeed eat my homework!" claims Craigie T. #thomson 7:24 PM May 20th via web
  9. Bill Heffernan is gay! He's also dapper, jaunty and natty! 6:33 AM May 20th via web
  10. "I'm no dictator" says Blue Wiggle. "I'm no Facebook billionaire" says Bono. Funny, I'm willing to be both! 4:28 AM May 20th via web
  11. Sometimes your number is not quite up! youtu.be/BexKygaG120 via @youtube 11:45 PM May 14th via Tweet Button
  12. Can't buy me love, yeah...sorry?...oh, you can? #Newspoll 5:49 AM May 14th via web
  13. Greece has failed in attempt to form a cohesive, functioning coalition government and now faces chaos. Hey...that sounds so familiar... 3:08 AM May 14th via web
  14. "Serenity is contagious. If we smile at someone, he or she will smile back. We should plague everyone with joy." - Satchidananda 4:00 PM May 13th via web
  15. Much love to all Mother beings everywhere! twitter.com/anthonyackroyd… 5:38 PM May 12th via web
  16. Getting ready for final, climactic, funny bone shattering "Thank God It's On Stage" tonight at Riverside, Parramatta! Let there be comedy! 10:20 PM May 11th via web
  17. @matthrp Glad I can help a little. Have a better day tomorrow, MP. :) 5:49 AM May 10th via web in reply to matthrp
  18. Thank you Police Assoc of NSW. You guys were a fantastic audience! 5:16 AM May 10th via web
  19. Breakthrough! Gillard says gay marriage is okay if it's between a man and a woman. 1:49 AM May 10th via Mobile Web
  20. @stevequodling Well, "Kevin" and I are in Terrigal tonight so I am getting closer! :) 12:23 AM May 10th via web in reply to stevequodling
  • Name anthony ackroyd
  • Location Sydney, Australia
  • Web http://anthonyack...
  • Bio Comedian, political satirist, writer, speaker, cultural commentator, possible incarnation of Gelus, Hellenic god of laughter (unconfirmed). Bring the funny!
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