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  1. Having trouble finding a decent expert in dream analysis. Don't ask why; it'll ruin the surprise for you kids.
  2. @theawfultruth You will be pleased to know that the evil Tower o' Escargots is no more.
  3. NEW POST: Why Can't Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Shut Up? http://bit.ly/VqpBb
  4. NEW PODCAST: For real, Taylor Lautner = Matt Damon tinyurl.com/c7rrvp
  5. BTW: All hail McQueen, the co-star of #badromance. Lada Gaga: GEEVE MEE your SHOOZ. #mcqueen #platosatlantis http://bit.ly/TgWKz
  6. FACELINGS: I deem this #CarriePrejeanFail day in honor of all the fallen self gratifiers who gave their ... oh,... http://bit.ly/2Z0TUQ
  7. Oh, and fail of the day. It's an oldie but goodie: #carrieprejeanfail
  8. Morning, dirty angels. You know what to do.
  9. NEW POST: Is Posing Nude Ever a Good Idea for Famous Guys? http://bit.ly/4odUV1
  10. In case you ever wondered whether Hollywood is cloning Matt Damon, I bear proof: http://bit.ly/4ySAk5
  11. @theawfultruth I love you too. Now buy me a kiwi martini at the Four Seasons. I needed like eight of them after the #newmoon presser
  12. Facelings: Go ahead and send me your entertainment qs for today; I'll rally somehow. http://bit.ly/4v3HCZ
  13. Breaking news: I want steel cut oatmeal. Send me your red-hot entertainment news qs while I'mma cookin it.
  14. NEW POST: Do Celebs Really Hang Out in Strip Clubs? http://bit.ly/49NXJz
  15. Awake, alert, mostly enthusiastic. Ask your questions, for it is time.
  16. The New Moon cast: ever entertaining ... http://bit.ly/2J7gah
  17. NEW POST: How Weird Are All Those New Moon Vampire People? http://bit.ly/NhCxa
  18. @mduncan_9 Good q! Look for the answer later today @eonline.
  19. Morning Facelings! I am back after a week of writing and New Moon press junketing. Got a q about celeb news? Ask away. http://bit.ly/3n7iUl
  20. Morning, hatchlings! Got a q about what you're seeing in breaking entertainment news? For I am back. Go.