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  1. I was gonna call in sick today. I was having eye problems. I couldn't see myself coming into the office.
  2. Geez, midget land...why didn't you just say that all midgets are from Midgetstan?
  3. Hey, I might as well get XXL and try to fit into it. If he's losing weight, I might as well gain the weight, to balance things out.
  4. Staten Island? You mean you live near a garbage dump?
  5. Dang Nabit, why does my pc shutdown when I choose shutdown in the menu.
  6. "AHA! So you should be prepared. He can be the cookee and you the cooker"
  7. My past ansonisms: "I can't believe you went to see Yanica Johansen and not tell me!" *I forgot Scarlett Johannsens name @ the time.
  8. I just installed @xobni. Ready to take back my Outlook inbox. http://box.ly/d #xobni
  9. ended up watching all 3 high school musical movies. And worst my bberry was out of juice, and cldnt watch any of the games yestrdy
  10. @ least 2day bttr thn yest. promised cousin's kids I'd watch whtva movie they'd want 2 rent.
  11. *sigh* decided to finally get his stupid HP printer up and running after the game. Man does HP printers suck!
  12. How could Hou lose 2 the Jags?!!! Doesn't make sense.
  13. Happy that the Gints are 3-0. Surprised to c Jets are 3-0 while Tenn is 0-3
  14. great throw by Favre to Lewis. Thought Lewis was out of bounds. Guess I was wrong
  15. *Sigh* it ws just 2 nice out 2day. I wntd 2 call in sick sayinh: "I'm eye problems. I can't see myself coming into work 2day"
  16. Aha! Wait till you become the cookee instead of the cooker!
  17. And now for an Ansonism:
  18. Why would one tweet negativity about their company? Knowing full well they can be googled and found b4 interviewing @ new place?
  19. how long before #facebook becomes the new #friendster when it comes to poplarity decreasing and such?
  20. Will #twitter become the new #friendster? IE will they lose popularity in 2-3 yrs, and wish they had sold to #facebook or #gogole?