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  1. Giants officially suck.about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. Y can't people measure in feets, inches and miles, instead of meters,kilometers?4:39 PM Oct 26th from TwitterBerry
  3. anyone having issues logging into their yahoo mail account, if they have one and use it?8:13 AM Oct 26th from web
  4. Classic:4:03 PM Oct 21st from TwitterGadget
  5. Pay how much?!!! Listen. My middle is CRIME and CRIME DON'T PAY!!!11:27 AM Oct 21st from web
  6. Listen. A star can explode. A star can even implode. Hell a star can even look like a toad. But u'll never see a star do a load.6:08 AM Oct 21st from TwitterBerry
  7. You can call him dude...but that'd make him the dudee and u the duder.7:10 PM Oct 20th from TwitterBerry
  8. Don't mess with the messier.9:57 PM Oct 19th from TwitterBerry
  9. "Hey. It is what it is. You want me to cry over it or something? That's for wusses. Imma big boy now!"1:40 PM Oct 16th from TwitterGadget
  10. Of course I workout. U know how much effort it is to remove a candy wrapper and eat the candy? That's like 10 cal lost right there!5:32 PM Oct 14th from TwitterBerry
  11. Yes, gnrlly red means bad. But for me it means things are good.5:29 PM Oct 14th from TwitterBerry
  12. If I had the vantage of c'ng who broke da printer, i'd call him out on it or just take his printer privs.5:23 PM Oct 14th from TwitterBerry
  13. That's Bogus! I signed up for Wave before you. I guess saying in the comment box, I hate Californians doesn't help, huh?11:03 AM Oct 14th from TweetDeck
  14. and now I shall start posting new ansonisms daily10:59 AM Oct 14th from TweetDeck
  15. I think apple's mp3 mkt share will drop in the following year (said in July 2008).10:52 AM Oct 14th from web
  16. please get me out of your homo-erotic fantasies. Just makes me feel uncomfortable to think about it.10:50 AM Oct 14th from web
  17. Separate Rooms!!! We were in separate rooms!!!10:49 AM Oct 14th from web
  18. don't you know that strip-clubs are my personal ATMs?10:46 AM Oct 14th from web
  19. Haven't you ever heard of a man-eating dog? Someone feeds them human blood and they can never get that taste out.10:44 AM Oct 14th from web
  20. Yes between 2000 and 2005 there has been a dramatic improvement in relational databases. The technology has changed drastically!10:43 AM Oct 14th from web
  • Name ansonism
  • Location New York
  • Bio Just gonna post all the stupid things I say on a constant basis (aka my ansonisms). So be prepared to be ansonsinated with my double talk.
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