anotarian
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virginia smoking ban = hitler in charge? please tell me which restaurants you like so i can exercise my freedoms by spitting on your table
11:50 AM Nov 30th
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i have decided that i can not make fun of dan brown in a funnier way than he already makes fun of himself with his writing
6:36 AM Nov 25th
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this week i am obsessed with mastering a commodore 64 game i was fond of as a child. this involves maps and may involve lots of PEEKs
5:40 AM Nov 24th
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one of the fun things about dining out with infants is when 18 year old greeters give your 2 month old crayons, or give them a kids menu
7:29 AM Nov 23rd
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@ peter came home one day in a costco diaper, it said "costco" on it.
5:51 AM Nov 20th
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in reply to nowthis
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they have decided i need a background investigation again, this is literally the 8th or 9th time in 3 years
6:49 AM Nov 19th
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now that the copier is danish, the whole office is calling me over to slett and bekraeft all the mistaken print jobs
7:00 AM Nov 18th
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there is a very special kind of english spoken by the service departments of car dealers on long island
6:25 AM Nov 16th
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the guy in the 1961 version of raisin in the sun who wants the younger fam to stay out of the white neighborhood is the voice of piglet.
6:48 PM Nov 12th
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@ we were all waiting in the hallway with our forms for an hour
7:51 AM Nov 9th
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i was the only parent at the pediatrician without a stroller the size of a smartcar and enormous bubbly handwriting on my check
7:46 AM Nov 9th
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@ they may have been removed due to 9/11 hysteria, but there used to be lockers for rent at union station. i have used them.
5:56 AM Nov 6th
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in reply to cpomeara
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yankees can go something something
6:59 AM Nov 5th
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2 hours and already in new jersey! Woot! Jen
5:12 PM Oct 30th
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just registered for spring 2010, i am now ready to be employed full time, student part time with infant
5:22 AM Oct 30th
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old mortgage paid off, now ready to recommend the hell out of my new lender
4:56 AM Oct 30th
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was geocities ever really worth the $4.5B yahoo paid for it?
7:08 AM Oct 28th
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sleazy crammers crammed our fios bill full of cram charges!
5:00 AM Oct 27th
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@ too lazy to look it up, but some congressman said there was no way interstate trucking would ever kill the rail roads.
7:55 AM Oct 26th
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i think i am more excited about windows 7 than i was about windows 95. i.e. i slightly almost maybe care about it.
5:41 AM Oct 22nd
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- Name Andrew Notarian
- Location Bethesda
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