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  1. My newest friend in the hospital. (Hint: not a person.) (Hint: six legs.) (Hint: no medical insurance.) bit.ly/K2XZyj 8:08 PM May 26th via web
  2. @nrsjw Thanks! 6:03 PM May 25th via web in reply to nrsjw
  3. Sure, I'll order pain medication for a patient I haven't examined, whose name no one knows. Sounds like a plan. bit.ly/KqtrTK 6:02 PM May 25th via web
  4. "You didn't feed me, so I went and got a bunch of hot dogs." "We don't feed people as they're waiting for a cath." bit.ly/KP8Mv0 6:15 PM May 24th via web
  5. Come on, I'll give you $50 not to admit the patient, so I can get an hour of sleep. bit.ly/Lan2xm #desperatedoctors 7:46 PM May 23rd via web
  6. Can you top this worst sentence for a patient to say? "I've been charting my diarrhea." bit.ly/KL9JAp #patientsworstsentences 7:20 PM May 22nd via web
  7. "Can I get a referral? I need to see a unologist." bit.ly/J1NmLR 7:47 PM May 10th via web
  8. "Can we change that cause of death? The one you put sounds too incriminating." bit.ly/KkbQgF 8:37 PM May 8th via web
  9. "Hosp wants to know why didn't these patient discharges happen before 11AM?" "Because they died." "Oh." bit.ly/J45tNx 5:10 PM May 6th via web
  10. "Hey, found our missing pt, in the alley behind the liquor store." "Uh, what were *you* doing there?" bit.ly/K5vNrs 7:47 PM May 3rd via web
  11. "Okay, I'll come back early from my business trip, but I'll be pissed if my father's still alive come Friday." bit.ly/IAv9Bd 7:54 PM May 2nd via web
  12. "You look like hell today," says the attending. "You don't look so hot yourself." bit.ly/Isw3kz 6:30 PM May 1st via web
  13. Body, meet pathogens. The tale of a doughnut and a substitute attending. bit.ly/IEuPyq 10:47 AM Apr 30th via web
  14. Attdg: "We had it so much harder back in my day." Res: "Nope, you didn't have to deal w/ attendings like you." bit.ly/IBjmDL 7:38 PM Apr 26th via web
  15. "Nope, still not doing that treatment, not even if you ask 100x more and pretend I never said no." bit.ly/JUb8b2 8:05 PM Apr 25th via web
  16. "10 yrs I've had this pain. Is it dangerous?" "No." bit.ly/J6cz0w "Oh. That's what the other 14 doctors said too." 8:59 PM Apr 23rd via web
  17. It gets to me sometimes. (This post is not that funny.) bit.ly/I3D0ot 9:10 PM Apr 21st via web
  18. Misaligned incentives / Or, if you want patients discharged by 11AM, how about paying residents a bonus per patient? bit.ly/IZzIa7 7:49 PM Apr 19th via web
  19. "You're only giving me the MRI so you can make money." "Nope, it's because we can't see inside your head." bit.ly/HV6OJL 8:59 PM Apr 18th via web