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57) I loved you when you were dancing on the cieling Lionel Richie, but can I fast forward you now?10:53 AM Jul 7thfrom API
56) seriously, don't bring your laptop into the bathroom.10:32 AM Jul 6thfrom API
55) I kinda wished I lived an hour and a half away from work so I could spend those three hours working on things, that's wrong, right?6:48 PM Jun 11thfrom web
54) people should just enjoy their vacations and not twitter every detail. plus it's rubbing it in my face.7:41 PM Jun 4thfrom web
53) amazed that Obama going to Five Guys on the NBC special crashed fiveguys.com6:52 PM Jun 2ndfrom web
51) each year think of 2 things while installing the a/c units / is this the last year doing this / is this the year it falls out of the ...5:42 PM May 24thfrom web
50) taking a 45 minute course on preventing workplace harassment, please shoot me.10:57 AM May 14thfrom web
49) Well that was probably the worst last day in the history of last days. Nothing like being cursed out cause of someone else.5:38 PM May 8thfrom web
48) tired of saying the same thing to the same company that has no memory retention between coders.2:10 PM May 6thfrom web
47) people are pissed at me, and I don't really care.6:53 PM May 3rdfrom web
46) Tired of do as I say not as I do being the bosses1:15 PM May 1stfrom web
45) waiting for an offer I can't refuse.6:36 PM Apr 12thfrom web
44) twitter is official over for me, as both my sister and my mother are now signed up. thanks martha!1:47 PM Mar 29thfrom web
43) Why do I feel like I'm always carrying by bosses' lazy ass. I'm not sure he actually does any work!!9:23 AM Mar 16thfrom web
42) sure - your coworkers are making you fat - but they didn't make you an asshole7:01 AM Mar 10thfrom web
41) Lifted up the seat lid to pee today to find the underside had streaks of menstral blood. Thanks ladies!2:39 PM Mar 3rdfrom web
40) hey boss, please don't floss at your desk within my eyeline.9:25 AM Feb 24thfrom web
39) it's hard staying positive in an office full of negative people.11:36 AM Feb 23rdfrom web
38) it's hard staying positive in an office full of negative people.11:36 AM Feb 23rdfrom web
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