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annoymywhat

  1. @BlizzardCS So, if we get error 37...should we just go back to bed? I'm OK repeatedly trying to login as long it might work.... 12:53 AM May 15th via web
  2. Good ol' America «@unhealthytruth What We Don't Know: For life expectancy at birth, the US ranks (cont) tl.gd/gm88bv 5:32 AM Mar 28th via Plume for Android
  3. A douche's license plate --> «@chrislhayes «@JoshMalina I guess "PLZKEYMYCAR" was already taken. twitpic.com/8z095v 4:28 PM Mar 20th via Plume for Android
  4. @KnotAHumanBeing Hit me offline...I wanna be in the know 9:20 PM Mar 16th via Plume for Android in reply to KnotAHumanBeing
  5. @KnotAHumanBeing The "scar" disappeared. Did u know? 9:18 PM Mar 16th via Plume for Android in reply to KnotAHumanBeing
  6. @KnotAHumanBeing Full agree. 9:17 PM Mar 16th via Plume for Android in reply to KnotAHumanBeing
  7. @KnotAHumanBeing Ah. Roger. Tracking now. 9:17 PM Mar 16th via Plume for Android in reply to KnotAHumanBeing
  8. @KnotAHumanBeing I assume you'll specify who those fuckwads are.... 9:15 PM Mar 16th via Plume for Android in reply to KnotAHumanBeing
  9. @edwardvirtually I already knew TX was out there. I need to read more about the #TrayvonMartin slaying cuz I must be missing something. 8:11 PM Mar 16th via Plume for Android in reply to edwardvirtually
  10. @goldietaylor Just listened to the tape. It is un-fucking-believeable that Zimmermann is not in custody. 8:09 PM Mar 16th via Plume for Android in reply to goldietaylor
  11. @edwardvirtually How so?? Please explain. 8:07 PM Mar 16th via Plume for Android in reply to edwardvirtually
  12. How the fuck is Zimmerman not in jail?!? «@FuckCons «@DDSSBlog Zimmerman wasn't "fearing for (cont) tl.gd/gfer12 8:04 PM Mar 16th via Plume for Android
  13. What's the essay about? «@ShesGotSass Time to start this essay.... *sigh.» 2:50 PM Mar 15th via Plume for Android
  14. Not the point I was making, but u r correct«@edwardvirtually @annoymywhat um, except for the 16 murders by psycho from occupying army part.» 10:19 AM Mar 14th via Plume for Android
  15. Sounds like the Tea Party here. «@edwardvirtually afghan reaction to murders continues: Burning an effigy of President Obama.... 6:04 AM Mar 13th via Plume for Android
  16. He's going to pull a "Favre" a couple more times, I'll bet.«@vcthree Randy Moss to San Francisco, 1-yr deal.» 5:56 PM Mar 12th via Plume for Android
  • Name AWM
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  • Bio I'm a progressive, atheist misogynist in pursuit of knowledge. All of it.
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