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  1. @JennyBucket Yup. Can't you tell by how clever and funny I am? about 3 hours ago from Power Twitter in reply to JennyBucket
  2. 10 Ways to Sass Up Chanukah. Come on, Jews. Let's not lose the war on Christmas without putting up a fight! http://bit.ly/8x5O44 about 3 hours ago from Power Twitter
  3. Since Christmas totally makes Chanukah its bitch, here's my 10 suggestions for sprucing up Chanukah: http://bit.ly/8x5O44 about 7 hours ago from Power Twitter
  4. Tiger Woods' wife beat him with his own golf clubs? I guess it's a good thing he's not a lumberjack. 3:02 PM Nov 30th from Power Twitter
  5. Reviews of movies I haven't seen: http://bit.ly/62AMmY 8:11 AM Nov 30th from Power Twitter
  6. Here are my reviews of the top 5 movies at the box office. None of which I've seen: http://bit.ly/62AMmY 10:02 PM Nov 29th from Power Twitter
  7. Rewatched Edward Scissorhands. Made me wonder how he held it when he peed. Don't think that's what they wanted me to take from the film. 10:40 PM Nov 25th from Power Twitter
  8. The Wackiest #blackfriday sales... or 1001 reasons why it's worth getting trampled to death at Walmart at 5am: http://bit.ly/4XPWpr 7:13 PM Nov 25th from Power Twitter
  9. @patz313 thanks. it's probably more enjoyable than the actual thing 9:58 AM Nov 25th from Power Twitter in reply to patz313
  10. What's on sale this Black Friday? Oh nothing, just OUR SOULS!: http://bit.ly/4XPWpr 9:14 AM Nov 25th from Power Twitter
  11. Five little-known #blackfriday sales! Don't miss 'em -- free ferrets at Petco! http://bit.ly/4XPWpr 10:19 PM Nov 24th from Power Twitter
  12. Ever wake up and realize the person you thought was John Mayer is Dave Matthews and vice versa? But then you realize you don't care. 1:10 PM Nov 24th from Power Twitter
  13. @sarahsullins I hope I get a "thank you" in the acknowledgments. 4:12 PM Nov 23rd from Power Twitter in reply to sarahsullins
  14. Now that I'm in my late 30' I'm beginning to wonder if this whole Santa thing is just a bunch of lies! My analysis: http://bit.ly/4sD5G2 4:11 PM Nov 23rd from Power Twitter
  15. This whole Santa Claus myth just has too many plot holes for me. My analysis: http://bit.ly/4sD5G2 8:05 AM Nov 23rd from Power Twitter
  16. @EvieStewart ohhh death panels will never exist. it was just me attempting to be funny again. Silly boy. 12:42 AM Nov 23rd from Power Twitter in reply to EvieStewart
  17. Boy, the Christmas 2010 season came early this year. Good thing I did my Christmas 2009 shopping in September of 2008 http://bit.ly/BkevJ 3:40 PM Nov 22nd from Power Twitter
  18. Things I am thankful for... It's a good thing to do once a year. Remember that, sullen teenage vampires! http://bit.ly/g2SaR 11:01 AM Nov 20th from Power Twitter
  19. I am thankful for the following... http://bit.ly/g2SaR 12:22 AM Nov 20th from Power Twitter
  20. I fear that a best selling young adult series about sexy, pouty teenage zombies is not far behind. 7:35 PM Nov 19th from Power Twitter
  • Name David G.
  • Location Los Angeles
  • Web http://www.ourann...
  • Bio I'm a professional screenwriter. My new comedy blog is OURANNOYINGWORLD.COM It is filled with laughs, yucks, gaffaws, and an occasional thought-provoking hmm
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