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annoyatron

  1. @Xbox Marketplace downloads are extremely slow currently. On a wide-band connection (26MBit down, 5MBit up) in Charlotte, NC. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. Watching Red Tails for Memorial Day. Thanks to all those who serve and have served. Even the air force. 1:00 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  3. It's probably five o'clock in Holland, so I am having one of these. instagr.am/p/LGPQmCGbpk/ 10:02 AM May 26th via Instagram
  4. Just nuked 286 friends from my Facebook account. Hopefully they can get COBRA benefits after being fired as Facebook friends. 8:52 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  5. Speaking of that helicopter... It was still circling as of five minutes ago. #clt #southpark 8:57 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  6. Helicopter with searchlight circling over Colony and Sharon Rd for over 15 minutes. Did @benmarvin lose a skate shoe? #clt #southpark 7:53 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
  7. .@BingRewards If I have a question about programming I ask friends to help me find better answers. binged.it/II1dW5 #spon #BingSocial 1:51 PM May 22nd via Tweet Button
  8. Google Chromebook #chromeos #google instagr.am/p/K2wZZYGboF/ 9:44 AM May 20th via Instagram
  9. @stavfelet helt underbar dröm! Du får ta och komma över till staterna och panga pistol med mig nån dag! 8:12 AM May 20th via Twitter for Android in reply to stavfelet
  10. I would like to jettison this subject into space. Oh, I am sorry, were you still interested in talking about it? Fuck you. Watch it tumble. 4:26 PM May 17th via web
  11. I've getting free Microsoft Points for my Xbox with Bing for 1 year! Use Bing and Get Rewarded for your searches too. binged.it/rwRS77 9:16 AM May 17th via Tweet Button
  12. @EllieM72 *innocent smile* 10:58 AM May 16th via web in reply to EllieM72
  13. @EllieM72 you're so wrong 10:44 AM May 16th via web in reply to EllieM72
  14. @EllieM72 Nu-uh. 10:42 AM May 16th via web in reply to EllieM72
  15. Shading of the bottom part of my sleeve healing up nicely. #tattoo #sleeve instagr.am/p/KqLEZFmbmz/ 12:27 PM May 15th via Instagram
  16. Vikings were the original pirates and ninjas should just stay in their pajamas sucking their thumbs while the mead hall fills with real men. 6:07 PM May 10th via web
  17. The only affront to God is your unequivocal judgment of other people. Read your scriptures, meek ones. 8:28 PM May 8th via Twitter for Android
  18. You are the soap scum in the bathtub that is our world. Sort of clean; yet disgusting. 1:32 PM May 7th via web