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annielederman

I haven't seen this many 19 year old sailors since I stumbled upon my dad's web browser history. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Happy Memorial Day to my grandpa who lost his leg in 'nam. It was to diabetes and he was on vacation but still...I miss you like a limb! about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Your BBQ will be boring by 10pm. Come to @CarolinesonBway tonight to see me and @joederosacomedy bit.ly/s0QJgf 1:44 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
My spirit animal is an inflatable fuck sheep. 7:32 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
I ate so many donuts before I went to bed last night that I dreamt I was a hardened lady cop with a sharp tongue and a lot to prove. 11:55 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Memorial Day weekend is a time for us to honor all the grandfathers who died for their country clubs. 11:10 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Look at this asshole. Sexy babies know that VDL (visible diaper line) is a fashion don't. twitter.com/annielederman/… 10:51 AM May 26th via Camera on iOS
Breaking up w/ broke guys is boring. Throwing someone's shit out the window isn't fun when all they own is 1 Maxim mag & 2 packages of Ramen 9:14 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
My ex reminded me of a prince. Cuz he was prematurely balding. 9:08 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
#ff @natefernald for only the best in fart, queef, 69, butt, and diarrhea tweets! 3:12 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
My favorite role to play during sex is of a girl who is enjoying having sex. 1:36 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
Dateline turns 20! NBC wants to thank all the white people who got murdered & pedophiles who took risks. Couldn't have done it without you! 12:00 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
Plan B should be called the afternoon after pill. Who's letting dudes cum inside them so they can go to bed & get up at a reasonable hour? 8:45 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
daily Who danced their way to the top? @annielederman recaps the high-energy #DWTS finale bit.ly/LDnFC2 3:08 PM May 23rd via SocialFlow Retweeted by annielederman
Is it still considered a diet if I ONLY eat after 9pm? 11:35 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
I'll get to reading "Shades of Gray" when I want to know what makes my mom cum. 3:24 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
UTI stands for Urinary Tract I forgot to pee after sex again god damn it, right? 9:42 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
Watch me find @joederosacomedy and @AnthonyCumia disgusting in this video youtu.be/rsXsRYujrMg --easiest part I've ever played. 12:51 PM May 22nd via web
I'm at @CarolinesonBway w/ @joederosacomedy this Wed 9:30, Thurs &Sun 10. Listen to @OandAshow tom for the promo code. bit.ly/s0QJgf 12:45 PM May 22nd via web
I struggle so much with impulse contol that I must've been conceived during a premature ejaculation. 4:27 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone

Name Annie Lederman
Location NEW YOURRRKKKK!
Web http://www.anniel...
Bio I'm a comedian. I recap shows. I draw. I got mad plates spinning, Son. You can't turn me off, unless you touch me. http://www.annielederman.tumblr.com