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@mandimizzou I love the last quotes of the article: "I guess naked's better....Less to worry about." Ha! That's optimism. 7:51 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPad in reply to mandimizzou
Shakestweetz When I see ppl sniping @JimGaffigan for being a "clean" comedian, all I see is professional jealousy of ppl who can't make ANYTHING funny. 7:47 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by annforstie and 5 others
Disalmanac Today in 1844, Samuel Morse sent the first telegraph message. Of course, it was a sext. Er, sexegraph sexage. Telesex messex? Sextel sexsex? 1:31 PM May 24th via SocialOomph Retweeted by annforstie and 7 others
sween Apparently, empirical evidence is better than anecdotal evidence except when white guys argue white male privilege doesn't exist. 9:19 AM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by annforstie and 59 others
sween A really boring penis is an ennui-wee. 10:55 AM May 22nd via web Retweeted by annforstie and 26 others
busterbenson Facebook needs to add a Like Button to my emails. That would probably cut my email writing down by 50% at least. 12:51 AM May 21st via Buffer Retweeted by annforstie and 2 others
@SarahBecan Ooh! You look FABULOUS in them! 2:11 PM May 18th via web in reply to SarahBecan
Got a little teary-eyed watching this video. RT @theellenshow Jacob is blind & autistic and wanted to feel the music. say.ly/DgP3kLA 8:59 AM May 18th via web
Disalmanac Today in 2004, Massachusetts became the first state to legalize same-sex marriage, and the world didn't end or anything. 1:31 PM May 17th via SocialOomph Retweeted by annforstie and 103 others
Shakestweetz Guest post by Shaker QLH on that awful fat-shaming Geico advert: bit.ly/Lbw88V 2:32 PM May 17th via web Retweeted by annforstie
SOMinnesota Athlete AJ Washburn takes a shot at shot put during Area 1's athletics competition this morning. twitter.com/SOMinnesota/st… 12:18 PM May 16th via web Retweeted by annforstie and 1 other
SOMinnesota Calling all volunteers: We'd love to have YOU join us for our upcoming Summer Games in Stillwater and White Bear Lake! specialolympicsminnesota.org/Volunteer_Regi… 8:32 AM May 16th via web Retweeted by annforstie and 1 other
silentkpants Pretty sure that claiming "equal opportunity offender" in comedy is code for "rely on rehashed stereotypes with no specific voice of my own" 3:20 PM May 15th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by annforstie and 17 others
MLKQuotations Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. ~Martin Luther King, Jr. 9:37 AM May 15th via web Retweeted by annforstie and 240 others
Lots of great brain work going on under my hair lately. Next step: translate those electrical impulses into tangible finished products! 10:12 AM May 15th via web
ComoZoo How about this for a lunch break: free rides on Cafesjian’s Carousel today from 11-4! 7:43 AM May 14th via web Retweeted by annforstie and 2 others
Mike_FTW Dell to women: “Shut up bitch!” elektronista.dk/kommentar/dres… 11:46 AM May 12th via web Retweeted by annforstie and 181 others
Great news to start the weekend! RON SWANSON LIVES! hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/nbc-… 8:01 PM May 11th via web
I'd rather be in a hammock looking up at the sky onwander.com/weeks/4fadbfa2… #wander via @onwander 6:42 PM May 11th via Tweet Button
NO MORE RON SWANSON?! :( nydailynews.com/entertainment/… 1:45 PM May 10th via web