anneisrael
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@ NBA is on TV.
My 2yo daughter: Hey, there's green guys.
Me: That's the Celtics.
Daughter: They're the bad guys.
Love my girl
2:36 AM Apr 29th
via Twitter for iPad
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Lebron: So I'm thinking of proposing to my girlfriend! Kobe: *Laughs* With what ring?
6:56 AM Apr 8th
via Twuffer
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@ toilet. But i have a toddler.
7:19 PM Apr 4th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to LoBosworth
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@ eh, they are pretty darn useless when you're sick. Or when you are healthy for that matter.
7:17 PM Apr 4th
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in reply to tinypickleface
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I don't fuck with Lebron, because every time I ask that nigga for change for a dollar he can't never give me the fourth quarter!
5:41 PM Apr 2nd
via Twuffer
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I would buy Lebron a couple rings so he and his fans can STFU with all that crying!
9:39 AM Mar 30th
via web
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@ no shit. She just might beat out Mariah Carey for the longest pregnancy ever.
6:48 PM Feb 23rd
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in reply to thejennybloom
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7:47 PM Feb 9th
via Echofon
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@ just wait. Pretty soon your side will be the sofa.
5:48 PM Jan 21st
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in reply to caio
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LA is freaking me out right now
5:22 PM Jan 2nd
via WhoSay
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Happy bday to the best bruncle around @
8:56 PM Jan 2nd
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ love it! I need to make that mine too. Hope you and your family had good holidays! Xo
8:53 PM Jan 2nd
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in reply to linzahamma
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Go away 2012. I want 2011 back.
9:07 PM Jan 1st
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@ at wallpaper scraping?
7:19 PM Dec 30th, 2011
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in reply to wlkinstick
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@ @ @ i always know you are on the shwitter when you forward me articles from USA today
5:40 AM Dec 30th, 2011
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in reply to benjisrael
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7:22 PM Dec 26th, 2011
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@ don't worry brother, got a bag of cookies waiting for you
7:24 PM Dec 18th, 2011
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in reply to wlkinstick
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@ I think Ben felt it too when he had to explain to his friend was quinoa is
4:04 PM Jun 14th, 2011
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in reply to caio
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I feel like screw on cap wines are like on line dating.they used to be cheesy,but now they're totally acceptable.thoughts?
4:06 PM Apr 30th, 2011
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I'm gonna give away my games shoes tomorrow night if we get a win
7:01 PM Apr 25th, 2011
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