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AnneDorko
Is randomness made valid by value of its own nature, or does it require the justification of a concrete derivation?2:02 PM Oct 20thfrom HootSuite
Yesterday my nasty diet SoBe cap said "Not my scene" (how I felt about it). Today my regular cap says "I'm so glad you picked me to drink!"9:26 AM Oct 13thfrom HootSuite
Today I heard Damon & Affleck are "more than just friends". I was disappointed when they followed w/ something about being 10th cousins.10:08 AM Oct 12thfrom HootSuite
Did someone put a sign on my back? Does my shirt really look that bad? Because people have been looking at me weird all morning.9:38 AM Oct 8thfrom HootSuite
I've never understood the underside of SoBe bottle caps: "King of Carnies"? This is either cheap promo or something ridiculous.11:05 AM Oct 7thfrom HootSuite
This breakfast burrito couldn't taste any better if it was dunked in a barrel of deliciousness.10:36 AM Oct 7thfrom HootSuite
This my friends, is a good question. RT @jimgaffigan: Exactly what is the difference between an anchovy and a sweaty eyebrow?10:09 AM Oct 7thfrom HootSuite
Is it just me or does "No Purchase Required" indicate that it's okay to steal or otherwise deface the item to get to the goods?2:50 PM Oct 6thfrom HootSuite