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  1. Now I have to call the cops about it at 12am. Fucking A, can life get any more of a pain in the fucking ASS!?
  2. Stealing other people's property, especially near the holidays, is low. You're scum and I wish I could punch you in the face. Repeatedly.
  3. To the assholes who stole my license plate: you are pathetic pieces of trash and I hope you die horrible, painful deaths. You're garbage.
  4. I love when programs randomly freeze. Especially when you're already frustrated while trying to code a WP theme from scratch.
  5. After being gone all day the cats are all up in my business demanding attention... Until they are over it 5 minutes later. Jerks.
  6. Man I wish I was a Celtic woman. They can sing, dance, and play instruments. Also all pretty. Fuck you fate!!!
  7. Beautiful that brother is getting money from parents and thus only present he'll be unwrapping on Xmas is the Snuggie. Lol...
  8. I feel like Julia Childs right now. http://flic.kr/p/7peMPP
  9. Sitting in traffic and friend put in a CD of 90s pop band hits. Is it okay if I hit her considering she's driving?
  10. @NoLeftTurns haha thanks :)
  11. $16 is well worth the price of getting brother a Snuggie so I can get punched on Christmas.
  12. Buddist alter for pet: just what you always wanted http://flic.kr/p/7oZhDV
  13. Some people would have died by a predator in the past due to their stupidity and deer in headlights reflexes.
  14. One thing growing up in Seattle has equiped me with is how to handle hydroplaning without so much an elevation in heart speed. Go Seattle!
  15. I'm impressed I'm semi-functional on 5 hours of sleep. I feel like in college again and it's finals week or something.
  16. Friends fiancée was convinced I am a pill popper for no apparent reason. I'm convinced he's an unemployed mamas boy loser. Guess we're even.
  17. My cat has wanted to play fetch all day. Yes, my car. It's weird in an endearing way.
  18. Woke up randomly at 5:30am and wasn't able to fall back asleep until almost 7am. My bodies confused as to if it's hungry or nauseous now.
  19. Researching something I'm considering doing as my flickr photos upload. Upload faster damnit! It's only almost 1GB of photos! Geez! lol
  20. Am saddened by humanity due to the fact Target is out of Snuggies. I sincerely hope ppl are getting them as joke gifts like I am for bro