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I announce my washing machine has packed up after car MOT failure. All I need now is for my fake knee to seize or the oven to blow a gasket.about 20 hours agofrom UberTwitter
Good grief. Car failed MOT, washing machine broken down. I feel a nervous breakdown waiting in the wings.12:54 PM Dec 16thfrom UberTwitter
It's a gift to bag thieves. Especially when the rack above is out of bounds if you're 5ft 3ins.7:50 AM Dec 15thfrom UberTwitter
On train from London. Warning us to be careful of bag thieves. Where do they expect us to put bags when the only space is 20 yards away?7:49 AM Dec 15thfrom UberTwitter
Off to London with @jacorbett. He's brought enough fruit to feed a cartload of monkeys. Shame we won't be meeting any.11:48 PM Dec 14thfrom UberTwitter
@hare_wood My legendary inattention means I lose track when I'm ten minutes in and spend the rest of the episode annoying husband with qs9:33 AM Dec 11thfrom TweetDeck