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  1. My dog is farting and utterly ruining an otherwise delightful afternoon. Good god. Jeez. How can he look so nonchalant?
  2. Carry on Cruising is on...did I tell you I can do a mean sid james impersonation??
  3. "Nobody has the right to speak ill of China's judicial sovreignty" Jiang Yu, Chinese Foreign Ministry. < Certainly not in China. Here we can
  4. RT: @timarrowsmith Labour spokesperson "Cheryl [Cole] is an incredibly talented and hardworking woman." And a convicted criminal. Racist cow
  5. Watched second part of triffid programme filmed next door to us, (literally!) Didn't think much of it to be honest...lighting was crude too.
  6. RT: @bbcworld Manufacturers r moving production back 2 UK amid concerns abt quality + higher freight costs http://bit.ly/5iZQ2c < good move
  7. Watching tv in the daytime with curtains drawn, next to christmas tree with lights on. Feels like wet school lunchtime!
  8. RT: @eddieizzard The Tory party will bring back fox hunting if they win an election. They haven't changed http://bit.ly/7Z9zDy
  9. @SimplyPaul it's filmed next door to us, literally!
  10. I need a burger...
  11. Stuck in traffic on m25 going up to the lakes, two hours already.....jeez.
  12. Ate tooooo much....
  13. Happy Christmas to all my tweeties! X
  14. Just found loads of direct messages from you lovely people from the past weeks/months. Why didn't I get them before? Sorry for no reply!!
  15. @DrStuClark Good advice, thanks!
  16. Have to write a speech for the Adult Industry Trade Association Christmas do tomorrow. I feel as dry as an old turkey...
  17. @SimplyPaul what weight are you stopping at?
  18. Have just been to see the sixties photography exhibition at the national portrait gallery. I wouldn't bother if I were you...
  19. @SimplyPaul seriously Paul, well done!
  20. Just realised that those white circles on a cafe nero loyalty card are empty cups...geddit.